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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: or he got to used the good life without QA?
He leaves and we have a huge outbreak of SPAM in QA. Hm, seems suspicious to me. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Okay, this patient has an inoperable frontal lobe tumor extending across the midline, started as colon cancer. The patient had come in for a standard check-up, which we were able to monitor the rate at which his condition is declining.
Which movie?
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I see what you did here-
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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"I Saw What You Did[^]" Or "Blood All the Way"
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Dead man dying
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"Indisputable that post is full of bright ideas!"(6,6)
Not too hard, but may catch you out.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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"Solving the CCC is the hardest i can imagine"(10)
btw my answer: totaly clever
that post is full -> totaly
bright ideas -> clever
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Totally unspellchecked?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Was CP down for a couple o' minutes? Had a Error and couldn't connect to cp around 7:57 ? 
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because we all were here enjoying Chris's party. Servers got lil bit upset... 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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Sweet  I'd take that serverrrom
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One of the questions asked at the launch today was, "are you going to start naming it after big cats?"
TTFN - Kent
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Yep - Windows 11 will be called "Tiddles"
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Only if it was designed using TiddlyWiki.
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Haha! Good one! 
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I watched the demo and apparently you can resize, minimize and close windows with Windows 10.
It's hard not to turn to satire when being exposed to such 'advances'.
On a side note I guess Windows Nein was a no no, yah?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: On a side note I guess Windows Nein was a no no, yah?
Ja.
I will get my coat.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Android is the sleeper when it comes to public awareness. I'm waiting for my new Samsung Note 4 which is a Smartphone having specs better than my laptop of three years ago. It's 2x the hardware, in every category, compared to the iPhone 6 Plus. I can run a Bluetooth keyboard, use the pen-stylus or my finger on the screen and use MS Office compatible apps and Chrome based apps... Syncs better to my PC than my iPhone ever did.
With BlueStack or Andy, I can run the 1 Million+ Android apps on my PC or Mac.
With Android out-selling iOS 2-to-1, this may be the next frontier. My wife, in her day-to-day work, uses her tablet more than her laptop. Just saying. Maybe, in a year or two, it will be Windows vs MacOS vs Android. After all, Android is Linux with a consumer GUI.
Current digital cameras, Internet of Things, and mobile devices are mostly embedding Android.
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If this is the wrong forum, let me know and I'll move it.
Before you start a new project/contract, what questions do you ask?
Here's what I send my potential clients. I pre-filled some of it...
1. Primary Point of Contact
a. Name, Company, Address, Office and Cell Phones, Email
2. Scope of the Project
a. Time & Cost
i. Expected Date of Completion
1. (Date goes here)
ii. Budget
1. (Amount Goes Here)
b. Infrastructure
i. Web Access
1. Does the app need to be able to remotely access the database?
a. Yes / No
ii. Development Platform
1. Microsoft C#.Net 4.0, Windows Presentation Foundation 4.0
iii. Target Hardware
1. (What kind of computers will the application run on? Desktop, Laptop, tablets, Phones, etc)
iv. Supported Operating Systems
1. Desktop/Tablet/Laptop/Phone Components
a. Microsoft Windows 7, Microsoft Windows 8
2. Server Components
a. Microsoft Window Server 2008 R2
v. Target Databases
1. (SQL Server, VFP, Access, NoSQL)
c. Requirements
i. See Requirements document
ii. Phases
iii. Deliverables
iv. Milestones
v. Interoperability with other applications
1. Will the software interact with other software applications?
2. Will the software use an third party components
vi. Source Code Control
vii. Testing
Do you guys use or do anything like this? Any thoughts on this? Amy I missing anything critical?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Accounting department contact!
I must admit I was never that organised when I was consulting, probably explains why I am a contractor!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Don't be too demanding, contracting has two styles, code guru, and consultant. As a consultant it might be YOUR job to provide many of these answers. Many companies are in this situation, they just don't know what they need to get to where they want to be, and that's your job, to lay it out, to set expectations.
I have been in many contracts like this, and only one that wasn't, so playing lose is IMO the best way to go about it. Communication is the key. And flexibility.
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