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A recent comment about arses and elbows comes to mind.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As the Stone Age man said, "I just don't get it. Our food is organic, our water is pure, we get plenty of exercise - but none of us lives past 35!"
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Just drink water, its what nature intended!
That or beer.
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Some friends have just spent two weeks in their static caravan in Tenby (a sea-side town in Wales) and they came round tonight to catch up. All good fun until...it turns out he dropped his phone in the sea while loading the boat, can I get his pictures back for him?
Well, I'll try - where's the phone?
At the bottom of Tenby harbour. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Were the photos on a virtual drive? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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All he has to do is to wait until the phone synchronizes with his Google/iTune account... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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what and flood google/iTunes with Tenby sea water!
on second thoughts
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Ok... This is an easy one... Now, first thing you need is a sonar scope. Oh, and a boat to put it on. Now, you get in the boat, turn on the sonar... No pings, just passive mode. Call the phone, and look for a blip.
And make sure you bring a few extra phones, as if you dropped one in the harbor, you're likely to drop at least one more in there.
So... Found the phone?
Ok, now you know those grabby claw things they have in the arcade, where you try to pick up the candy or some useless plastic toy in a transparent egg? Ok, now attach one of those to a fishing rod......
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Clearly he doesn't get the picture. Or pictures, as the case may be.
/ravi
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I downloaded those pictures last night.
I assume that is his wife in those photos?
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How much are you going to take for the negatives memory chip?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Quote: "I'm in computers"
How do you fit in a computer?
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M@dHatter wrote: How do you fit in a computer?
The same way all those people fit inside my TV!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: all those people fit inside my TV!
I thought they were dancing
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Obviously he programs big iron.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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And so begins the Seagate affair...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ahh Tenby. Fond memories indeed.
Me and the boys used to nick tourist's cameras around there, take a moonie photo, and put it back.
Happy days
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Doesn't iCloud automagically sync the 'Camera Roll' folder?...that's why so many naked pix of celebrities wound up on the net?...maybe you could check his iTunes?...just a thought...not an Apple expert...
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DaveX86 wrote: Doesn't iCloud automagically sync the 'Camera Roll' folder?
Yes, unless you go the trouble of finding out how to make it stop, apple copies all your personal stuff to its servers, for sale to the NSA and any lower bidders (not yet proven).
Savvy, intelligent users switch it off as quickly as possible.
DaveX86 wrote: that's why so many naked pix of celebrities wound up on the net
Did you miss where I said savvy and intelligent?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, I was just suggesting to the OP that he might suggest to his friend to log onto his iCloud to see if the NSA Apple made a backup of his pix
I got an iPod 5th Gen for XMas last year...been taking pix...dunno if they got synced to iCloud, I haven't disabled anything...never logged into iCloud to check  ...don't think anyone cares about pix of my cat or the birdies in the back yard though 
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Tell him to phone NSA.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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He never said it was an iPhone...
Anyways, if it was a Windows Phone it would automatically sync to skydrive as well.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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OriginalGriff wrote: Well, I'll try
Don't post about it. Get going, man!
Where's your diving gear?
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Low those many years ago people could not understand why I could not upgrade their $5K computer to run windows. I have shown one of my friends copy and paste 3 times and he will ask again and again say that it is brand new to him. He has a masters degree from an accredited university.
I think I'm going to start telling people I am a file clerk.
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One of my friends knows someone who can't remember how to load Word from one day to the next, and had to call him every day until he finally hit on making a large JPEG which was a list of instructions of what to do, and making that the screen background on the guy's computer. I pointed out that it wouldn't have taken much more time to set the guy's feet into a block of concrete and dump him into the ocean... after all, it's not as though anyone would miss him... but apparently, that sort of comment was uncalled-for, and don't I have any empathy? Hmmm... apparently not...
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