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you forgot the stickybacked plastic and egg carton
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That reminds me of a joke:
How many programmers do you need to change a lightbulb? 0, it's a hardware problem 
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And have sticky tape residue slimed all over my computer every time I took the cover off to use the touchpad? Thanks, but no thanks. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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use velcro instead!!! 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Yeah, mine has a feature called "Touch Guard" but it doesn't work well so I see the same stuff.
I took to actually keeping the Dell TouchPad utility in my tray (the little TSR thingies near the time/date) and turn it on/off as needed. Even when the touchpad is off the the pointstick (eraser thingy in the middle of the keyboard) still works to allow me to turn the touchpad back on without connecting a mouse.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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That should partially work as a short term fix; while typing this reply I managed to click a touchpad button (which is still enabled for pointy stick use).  But if I can get it to work Rage has found what should be a proper fix.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Can this [^]be of help ?
Here also something I have found:
SOLVED SOLVED SOLVED!!!
All - I've read through this and many forums and have found no solution. I figured it out on my own, so I am happy to share with you!
This solution applies to those who do not have a touchpad disable button on an F key at the top of your keyboard and have the Synaptics driver that does not show the option to disable the touchpad when the external device is present. This also applies to those where the registry key update does not work (as it did not for me).
Here's the solution.
1. Go to the Dell website and get the latest driver for your touchpad. Install it.
2. Once installed, go to c:\program files\synaptics\syntp in your windows explorer.
3. Open the program called DellTpad.exe (there is also one called DellTouchpad.exe -- don't use this one)
4. Once open, click Device Settings.
5. And voila, the old checkbox is there at the bottom! Just click to make this active and it works like a charm.
Source[^]
It is for synaptics, but could work similarly for the latitude.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Quote:
Hi,
We regret to inform you that your employment with Limrose Group Ltd is being
terminated. Your termination is the result of the following violations of company
policy:
- FCT 78 12.08.2011
- FCT 62 12.08.2011
- FCT 60 12.08.2011
You were issued written warnings on 26.08.2014. As stated in your final warning, you
needed to take steps to correct your behavior by 15.09.2014. Your failure to do so
has resulted in your termination. To appeal this termination, you must return
written notification of your intention to appeal to Kera Brandsrud in Limrose Group
Ltd no later than 03:00PM on 24.09.2014.
Sincerely,
Luci Weesner
+07839 930 969
Then there was a .arj attachment to it.
I assume people are supposed to think "Why have I been sacked by a company I don't work for? I'd better open this attachment to find out".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Why have I been sacked by a company I don't work for?
You've skipped so many days from work you forgot you worked there? No wonder they sacked you. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I know. In hindsight it was foolish of me to accept a job that was nowhere near where I lived.
I wonder what I was supposed to be doing, I might have been good at it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Wrexham? probably something to with sheep probably, you know, like a pimp
Looking at the website it was probably web design, looks like the office cat stepped in and covered for you
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: Looking at the website it was probably web design, looks like the office cat stepped in and covered for you
Looks like classic FrontPage to me. I remember that from the 90s.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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1890's?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I love the way its optimised for 655 x 1080 pixels
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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If they have a good severance package, it’ll be the best darn job you never had.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: If they have a good severance package, it’ll be the best darn job you never had.
I don't think I'm going to get much[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Of course you don't work for them you've just been sacked
(having looked at their website I wouldn't feel bad about them sacking the web designer)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'll explain the policies you broke.
Quote: FCT 78 12.08.2011
Too much time spent on CodeProject.com
chriselst wrote: FCT 62 12.08.2011
Reposting of jokes on CP.
chriselst wrote: FCT 60 12.08.2011
Not showing up to work ever.
I believe you have been canned legitimately. Perhaps the attachment was an e-check of your severance? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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it was and it cashed just fine 
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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What did the attachment say?
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It said "Sophos has detected a virus and is not going to let you open this".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Uninstalling Sophos should allow you to access it.
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Unfortunately 'tis a corporate solution.
I'll have a look when I get home.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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In a VM I trust? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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