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And how much more independence do you need?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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I'm not very pleased with my "adopted" country right now. I need to consider all my options!
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Then come right over. Join the Dark Side. We have cookies. And you can make it in time for Oktoberfest if you are really quick.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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And England proved itself totally dependent on the USA after about 150 years!
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Mike Mullikin wrote: What atrocities have we been subjected to that would make us desire independence?
Got me thinking...after Celine Dion, it's Canada that should want to separate from Quebec...
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If we can send Bieber back permanently, we'll be on your side in a Canadian civil war.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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They're pissed off cos of the state the English overlords have gotten them in.
Conveniently forgetting that the previous two prime ministers that played a large part of getting the country in the state it is in were Scottish.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: War of Northern Aggression
That simply phrase denotes your general location... being from Canada, but living in the South, I just laugh at both sides.
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Not in this instance. Born and bred in Illinois (just south of Chicago) so I'm a damn Yankee. I used that phrase purely for the humor.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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I'm not a damn Yankee, I'm above that!
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The poor Scots, as you know from watching movies made by idiotic Americans, live in mud and have their women stolen from them by evil English kings, but, far worse than that, they are subjected to prime-time BBC shows on Saturdays.
They want independence so they can make their own show: "Strictly Nothing is Worn under the Kilt".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Q. How long does it take for Richard and Jeron to screw in a light bulb?
A. I don't know, lets put them in a light bulb and find out! Possibly the speed of light?
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modified 8-Sep-14 14:26pm.
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Hey, it's only been four months[^] since that one was posted! You're supposed to wait at least six months.
It was first posted to the Lounge in July 2001. It's so old, links to the first copies in the Lounge don't work, and it even pre-dates Leslie!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Some of those one liners are rather catchy.
Jeremy Falcon
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A quick search of "Oct 31" turns up the first 42 times this one has been told.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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jeron1 wrote: A quick search of "Oct 31" turns up the first 42 times this one has been told.
And it is still not funny.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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It was the first time you read it I bet... ten years ago.
Jeremy Falcon
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M@dHatter wrote: Q. How long does it take for Richard and Jeron to screw in a light bulb? How long does it take to have a repost identified in CP?
42 seconds.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Nice
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I feel the need to go there and study this phenomena!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are .
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.
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Oh boy! A Double Nielsen!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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What's more, the current poster is one of the OPs.
/ravi
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