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Apparently he did several thousand dollars worth of damage... Maybe they were frozen ostrich eggs? 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Got just the thing for him Bug-a-salt[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Looks like fun, but...
"Insect hunting as sport has entered the 21st century with this fun, new non-toxic device."
The bold part says "not suitable for use on annoying talentless idiots" unfortunately. 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: The bold part says "not suitable for use on annoying talentless idiots" unfortunately
Damn I was up getting coffee when it came time to read that part. But talentless really?, he has the propensity to piss people off and make them ill is that not a talent? Oh you mean he sings too? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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They would never put him in general population. If they did that, he would have to change his name to Justine.
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Lock him up? - that means we have to keep him! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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You created him, you get to keep him!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Hey, don't blame me, it was all his mother's doing! So far my genetic contributions have displayed both class and brains not evident in that monstrosity!
Being an ex-Brit, I wouldn't want to be blamed for Riff Pilchard, the Spice Grills or any of the countless "boy band" clones that the UK is far too successfull at churning out. (Although I'm happy to take credit for Jimmy Page and his like! )
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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"America's Hat"
Where the Canadians come from. 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I figured that...I've just never seen that spelling...now I can't stop pronouncing that way too.
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Personally I like "Candinavia" better.
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Reminds me of that old and stupid joke....How did Canada get it's name? They drew letters out of a hat. "C, eh. N, eh. D, eh."
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OriginalGriff wrote: assault charges in Toronto
I wonder, why now? everything he releases is an assault on humanity.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I was standing in a queue, behind me were a kid and his mom. He was telling her emphatically that,
"Blue is my favourite colour, and orange is my favourite colour, and green is my favourite colour!"
That's not how "favourite X" works, kid.
But wait. Forget blue, blue is everyone's favourite colour. Orange and green? Did I meet the kid that designed CodeProject?
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And me.
My favourite colour is "Bacon"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Sorry Griff, I'm going to have to fail you for elementary school.
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If "42" can be the answer to everything, then "Bacon" is my answer to "What's your favourite colour?"
It's like asking "which is your favourite music: Justin Bieber or Jedwood?"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's like asking "which is your favourite music: Justin Bieber or Jedwood?"
Sounds of a Bacon factory?
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You slay me with this joke that makes my slaughter echo long and far. Crispy and to the point, no cooking around the oil for you.
Better stop before I get burned. 
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CBadger wrote: You slay me with this joke that makes my slaughter echo long and far. Crispy and to the point, no cooking around the oil for you.
Just wondering, are you talking about bacon or Justin Bieber?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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A pig by any other name still singssmells as badly
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everyone love bacon
In code we trust !
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I'm blue[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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