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Is he out stocking up on beer and pretzels ready for the new series of his favourite children's program tomorrow?
Or is he *shock!* *horror* working?
I think we should be told! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Apparently he hasn't been rescued yet from his office after I superglue'd the door from the outside and cut the main power supply off.. :evilgrin:
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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OriginalGriff wrote: *shock!* *horror* working?
Do accountants know what that is?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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of course they do they charge enough for it (only they are not to sure how you actually do it - only charge for it)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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So you want to deal with the tax man do you? I dislike accountants as much as the next person but having tried, and failed, to run my own business I have learned to appreciate them. Necessary evil!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Probably had too many CCs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Does he measure with anything that small? Or at all for that matter?
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He may have been called before the Infernal Court by his Master, Satan, for certain fiduciary irregularities including missing fun.
“I have diligently numbered the days of pure and genuine happiness which have fallen to my lot: They amount to 14.” Abd-Ar Rahman III, Caliph of Cordoba, circa 950CE.
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CBadger wrote: OG. OriginalGriff already would have thought of that but Leslie beat him to it.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Now it is in the List 
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Only in CP 
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What else is there? 
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There is something else the thing that we do not name 
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256. Only high-rep members are allowed to make unfunny jokes.
256B. Not dead baby jokes though, not even if they are funny.
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256C. "High-rep" can be read to mean "higher than yours".
modified 22-Aug-14 13:01pm.
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The Prime Directive: All members must read Bob's Revelation[^], must carry it with them where e'er they wander, must meditate upon its teachings each day, may choose to print copies to leave around in public spaces in aid of enlightening the masses.
5: I don't want to catch anybody not making Monty Python references.
6: There is no rule 6.
10: Rule numbers should not be expressed in binary.
11: Pedantry is to be encouraged.
12: Don't harm the wildlife, keep off the grass.
13: Don't feed the trolls with low reputations.
modified 22-Aug-14 15:18pm.
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00 00 11 10. Lists should be numbered in binary.
* I did not yet see anything on rules not contradicting each other 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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11 11 00 01. Contradictory rules should have complementary numbers.
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...when the cat woke us up at 04:00 by hurtling round the bedroom with / in pursuit of something squeaky.
Once we get lights on and so forth, and separate teh two, it turns out to be a bat (Pipistrelle[^] in fact - haven't seen any locally for a couple of years).
OK - catch the bat, get it outside and I can go back to bed.
Not that easy - they fly well those things, and never in a direction you want them to - and I don't want to harm it.
Takes about half an hour (and ignoring it completely so it settles) but I finally get it into a pint glass, take outside, and it flies off into the night.
By which stage I am well awake, and can't get back to sleep.
So I'm sleep deprived, grumpy and clearly going to have a bad day.
Until I get a call from a friend: his mother passed away overnight...
Sometimes, the little things that get in your way and make your day nasty pale into insignificance, and you realize that they are trivial and you should look to the positive things in your life instead. Maybe I'll be nice to idiots in QA today instead of being rude after all.
[edit]Link fixed[/edit]
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
modified 22-Aug-14 5:36am.
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I cannot recall you ever being rude, even to the real dunderheads.
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I seem to remember me posting "RTFM" in 200 point red as one of my answers... 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Understandable I'm sure...
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OK, not good with your friends mother, I agree. But apart from that, rescuing a bat (even at 4 AM) would make me feel pretty good throughout the day... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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