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I Saturnus say anything about this[Ö] joke then 
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That Mars your copybook.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Kiss my Uranus Not original enough. No Comet...
You know as well as me if you discover a planet, you’re in the inner circle! 
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Did you pull that out of Uranus?
DON'T SHOOT!
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I wish you'd Saturn that one!
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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If only Mooning wasn't lunacy, I'd have something to show you. 
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As a famous person once said "Mind bleach!"
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It's even more lunatic not to wait for...
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Crap party - no atmosphere
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I cannot believe he star-ted another warped pun thread and that I'm comet-ting in it.
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I have a function, for example f(x)=x^3+2x^2
I want to find the derivitive, in this case f'(x)=3x^2+4x
It appears that Excel cannot calculate derivatives!
Seriously?
And as for graphing, is it beyond the wit of the developers to add this basic functionality to an otherwise excellent piece of software?
Hell, I have a calculator that can do the graphing much easier and quicker.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: I have a function, for example f(x)=x^3+2x^2
I want to find the derivitive, in this case f'(x)=3x^2+4x
Did you really have to give an example in order to infer your statement "Excel cannot calculate derivatives!"? 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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How many letters?
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: How many letters?
Ok, I am not sure what you mean by that but I was wondering the number of ATPs he burnt while typing that equation which as I see isn't really needed. 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Agent__007 wrote: I am not sure what you mean by that
It's a reference to his CCC posts.
Agent__007 wrote: I was wondering the number of ATPs he burnt while typing that equation
Regrettably, not a lot: https://what-if.xkcd.com/102/[^]
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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There are some that would not know what I was trying to do, and a visual example may have helped.
Not everyone here will have done calculus.
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And for some of us, it has been... too long to remember or want to remember.
I've used other areas (trig, geometry), but have not had to use calculus in my working career.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Not everyone here will have done calculus.
And we're glad of that.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Not everyone here will have done calculus.
True, poor buggers. They're the ones who still think math is hard.
No lie; all through algebra, geometry and trig I struggled, memorizing random facts and never getting why they worked (many of them, at least). Then I took calculus and all became clear. Perhaps we should start kids with differential and integral calculus, then lead them into the specialty maths. It would be easier, in some ways.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Spreadsheets are not supposed to do symbolic math. There are many CAS[^] available, however.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Or Wolfram Alpha[^]
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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True.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
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Thanks, that is Most Helpful!
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Clicky[^]
All I need to know in one easy click!
Carlo, you da bomb!
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