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Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
When I was a student in Bridgwater there was a local Looney call Barry(?) I think. He would hang around the Railway Station and pretend to be a Car, Motorcycle, HGV but not a train(!) with sound affects I was told by a guy who was a local he had a brother who was sectioned didn't really seem that long until those nice young me in there bright white coats turned up for him!
Glenn
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Aw 5k! Aren't the little ones cute!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Aren't the little ones cute! Master missed the face for cute as that is the face of when master smells master's own fart...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Aren't the little ones cute! Indeed, OriginalGriff must be experiencing that better..
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
modified 16-Jul-14 5:56am.
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No, OriginalGriff is having One Of Those Days...
Everything I touch has a problem I have to fix before I can get to the problem I started with today.
For example, I got the notification of the renewal of my car insurance today - so I went to print out the new certificate. Only I can't, because I haven't printed for a while, and the printer is refusing to print because it no longer recognises the black ink cartridge - probably because it has been in there so long it's past it's sell by date.
OK, new cartridge: only I can't, because the cat has just come in and is soaking wet and trying to settle down to dry off on my computer - so I've got to dry him first...
Only I can't because there is someone at the door...
...and I haven't got any black ink cartridges anyway, bother it, so I'll have to order some.
This is how the day is going...one thing leads to another, leads to another - and I just known that at the end of the day, I won't be able to put my hand on my heart and say "I did this today" because it will be all reacting to annoying trivia.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Be happy, the guy on the door might be Dalek Dave with an ink cartridge and a bottle of something...
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The way the day is going, he'd be wearing a mankini, and the bottle would be oil...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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after that image you deserve all you get today
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You know what...
I'll have a hard time removing that image from my mind...
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Well, as a special 5K-mark offer, you can have 100,000 of my points for 2 cents each.
(That's Euro cents, mind, not those cheap American ones.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: for 2 cents each.
Do you take (in)cents or just Euro cents?
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"And another thing! Why listen to Swiss ring quietly in the vicinity of hospital for the mentally unstable?"(10)
Fairly straightforward
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Initially people said your CCCs held obvious phallic attributes. They're hard!
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I looked at this earlier and couldn't find the end bit or get the PS part - now it's obvious:
And another thing! PS
Why listen Y
to Swiss CH
ring O
quietly P
in the vicinity of AT
hospital H for the mentally unstable?
PSYCHOPATH
Well done!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Hello everybody,
i m having an question as that can we combine asp pages(.aspx) with php's pages so that i can combinely dev. an website..i mean to say tht i m having the req. to use some inbuilt pages of php which i wabt to use as it is in my asp website without re-developing it in asp..or is there any way to convert php to asp????
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Do not mix DRINK with DRIVE.
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Sanjay K. Gupta wrote: Do not mix DRINK with DRIVE TYPE
FTFY
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Do not mix DRINK with DRIVE TYPE DALEK DAVE
FTFY!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Mycroft Holmes wrote: Do not mix DRINK BOOZE with DRIVE TYPE DALEK DAVE FTFY!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Mycroft Holmes wrote: Do not mix DRINK with DRIVE TYPE DALEK DAVE
FTFY!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: OriginalGriff wrote: Mycroft Holmes wrote: Do not mix DRINK with DRIVE TYPE DALEK DAVE
FTFY!
FTFYFTFYFTFY!!!
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Trust me, I've mixed with Dave and drunk with Dave. The former is fine, the later is potentially life threatening.
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A couple of things, this belongs in one of the forums Web Development[^] would be best.
I get that English is unlikely to be your first language but even so your typing leaves a lot to be desired, that is almost unreadable.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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You are lucky there's no downvoting in the lounge anymore...
Read the posting guidelines, you will see the programming questions are not welcome into The Lounge.
Go to Discussions > Web Development to get a proper answer to your question and try to write it correctly.
Good luck!
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