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Yeah, some jokes just have no sense of humor.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Yeah, they ain't joking around 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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To, Too. The two are not the same. 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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too to to is too to to ...
too -> to or too much tos?
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Stop it, you sound like a train! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Isn't the train's sound "chug chug choog"?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Ok ok, a train WHISTLE then...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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To or too... I'll have too admit I do know the difference, but it's too hard too do right the first time. It's just to much thinking too be bothered too do it right. Don't you think so to?
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Pity the beautiful, they know not what they have done[^]
This silly bint is from the same town as me, publicly stating your being punished for being attractive is not the best way to get public sympathy.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Quote: made an example of because she’s attractive
She should buy a mirror...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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So...she thinks this is about her "being beautiful"? (Which let's be honest, is a pretty debatable place to start)
Or could it be...she spent the money knowing it wasn't hers?
Me? I'd have moved it to a high-interest account while I looked for the real owners to appear and prove it was theirs. If they do show up, at least I'd get the interest (plus a fee for my time and efforts to find them). If they don't, then I'd have a reasonable claim on it.
If Herself "finds money just lying around the house" (or "in my pockets" as I prefer to call it) she will take it and spend it - but there isn't a lot I can do about that... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'd have moved it to a high-interest account
In 2014? Please define "high interest" and where you would find such a construct.
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"Anything which isn't my current account"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ibelieve if such a thing does happen then you have to pay back any interest you earn on it too.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It's never happened to me - the closest was when the company I worked for accidentally paid half the employees twice one month. But not me. I was prepared to be incensed that they had accessed my back account and took money without asking, but they never put it in mine... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Quote: my back account and took money without asking
No wonder she finds all your money, your have to watch you back you know
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OriginalGriff wrote: If Herself "finds money just lying around the house" (or "in my pockets" as I prefer to call it) she will take it and spend it
That is just a preemptive practice, she is making sure it does not end up in the washing machine or at least that is the explanation I get. I am trying to find out if in my wallet in a pocket is valid filching ground - seems to be.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It's like being genteelly mugged on a regular basis.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Wow. She's being punished because she's stupid. Now having said it's because she's "attractive" she has removed all doubt about it.
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Blonds. 
Marc
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I think a spankin' is in order.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I'll volunteer to dispense the first round of punishment. Someone has to do it...
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Yes please - oh wait you meant h...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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LOL, 707 or XD just doesn't cut it. I had to leave the office for a minute as I was being stared at for fits of uncontrolled giggling.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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That could get her the needed funds fairly quickly.
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