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Yes please - oh wait you meant h...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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LOL, 707 or XD just doesn't cut it. I had to leave the office for a minute as I was being stared at for fits of uncontrolled giggling.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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That could get her the needed funds fairly quickly.
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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Love it ... needs to be bigger
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It'll grow - it's still young!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Silly question - what was abusive about that lot?
You didn't post anything I saw that was abusive, and I didn't think I did...
Somebody has a lot of sock puppets...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The Answer[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Quit the artist, nice.
Having the warped sense of humor that I have here's [^] the first thing that came to mind.
The first time I heard this song I was across the big pond and thought what the hell is happening back home... damn I better hurry and get home before I miss it, but was a little worried there was a bunch of people that wouldn't let me come home, don't know why they didn't like me?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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I'd forgotten how good Steppenwolf were! That one is now back on my playlist...
It take it this was the US Military that took exception to you going home at a time of your choosing, rather than theirs?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: It take it this was the US Military that took exception to you going home at a time of your choosing, rather than theirs?
Of course?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Keep it up, two, three, four![^]
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Mangled English.
As a native English speaker I really enjoyed reading the mangled nonsense below, it made no sense, but the misplaced and misused words were amusing to read through.
I wonder if any non-native English speaker would get that at all or if it is just a jumble of words they know the meaning of but make no sense.
I have a putting (mini golf?) scorecard at home from somewhere Greek from when I was a kid, the nonsensically translated rules of play are still funny to me.
I am also aware I may have made up a new word or two at times on here, doing so and deliberately mispronouncing words is something that also amuses me to do. Deliberate spoonerisms are also lots of fun to me.
Is this a common thing? I get the feeling I do it more than most people I spend time with.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: As a native English speaker I really enjoyed reading the mangled nonsense below To me it feels like spam. It's nonsense that includes hyperlinks.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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