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Not to me it doesn't. Why does a football match in Brazil effect traffic near Luton on a Thursday evening?
I realise you're not the best person to ask this question to.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Why does a football match in Brazil effect traffic near Luton on a Thursday evening?
All I see are the crazy youtube videos of football (soccer) fans going nuts. They're crazy. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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chriselst wrote: Why does a football match in Brazil effect traffic near Luton on a Thursday evening?
Everybody rushing out to get electric on their meters?
Or a rush to get the best spot outside the TV shop?
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chriselst wrote: Why does a football match in Brazil effect affect traffic near Luton on a Thursday evening?
FTFY. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That wasn't the football's fault directly. It was the trucks delivering Dave's weekend tipples.
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My tipples are in already and will be deployed at about 5.03pm today.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: My tipples are in already and will be deployed at about 5.03pm today.
I didn't know tipple was a slang term for vibrating anal bead.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Change Request Of The Day;
Paraphrase: We want to make some changes to some systems but we don't know what the details of the changes are yet. Can you let us know what issues you think you will have?
I'm gonna guess at incomplete and unhelpful information from the business.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Reply: We will change the way some part of the system does something. This may cause another part of the system to do something that it didn't do before.
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Can not be! And they don't even try to mask it as bug report to not pay for it? 
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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Odd how before some TV programmes the announcer will say say they contain 'adult situations'.
But when you watch them they don't show anyone going to a job they hate, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid's vomit.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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No, the TV doesn't lie, people lie 
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Doesn't make it true, or does it? 
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If I'm not mistaken there is a bit of difference between adult and mature...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Not really.
Once our larvae pupate through the teenage years they emerge as fully formed imago.
That means they are adult and mature.
It is in the Chrysalis Stage that the immature tossers really get your goat.
My son is 23 and bears no resemblance to this.
[Nose Grows]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Bloody well hope so! I may be 30 and a bit, but I'll be buggered if I'm mature. 
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Only 30, boy you must have had hard life 
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I said 30 and a bit, I just didn't say how big the bit was. :innocentWhistle:
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Maybe the rest of us don't know what adult is....
Maybe an adult is someone who picks up a beautiful woman in a bar only to find out she works for the Russian Mafia and is in very deep trouble. An adult then gets her to safety by having an epic gun battle in an alley, crashing several cars, and finally escaping to a remote Caribbean beach. After making love like sea otters on the shore there is this big confrontation, lots more shooting, and a closing kiss while Miami goes up in a nuclear cloud.
You just ain't an adult, Dave.
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Who do you think organises this stuff?
OK, I haven't got a cat, but I do have a swivel chair.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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A swivel chair is all you really need.
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The BuzzFeed website made American youth taste typical beverages of several nations. Italians represented themselves with two alcoholic drinks: the one was the artichoke liqueur and the other one was the ferne which contains 40 different herbs. The Americans tasted, among others, the Chinese pajcsiu, the Turkish raki, the Swedish schnapps and the Hungarian pálinka as well – szeretlekmagyarorszag.hu reported.
The pálinka is last and I think they had to stop at that point.
Szeretlekmagyarorszag.hu website also noted that they would be curious about what these American young people say about Hungarian home-made pálinka – which is even stronger and contains more alcohol than the purchased ones...
I have drunk home made [of course it's not double distilled as that would be illegal] pálinka. Once my eyesight returned and the lining grew back in my esophagus it was very nice. 
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Years since I last tasted any kind of pálinka, but I can clearly recall the sense of the fire burning me from the inside...For the first few minutes it hurts, but resolves into some nice warm feeling...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Haven't tried. The first liquor that knocked me out is tequila. Haven't tried drinking after that. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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