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Sleeper.
At least reading this put me to sleep.
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A couple were Christmas shopping.
The shopping center was packed and as the wife walked around she was surprised to discover that her husband was nowhere to be seen.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so worried that she called him on the cell phone to ask him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, " Do you remember the jewellers we went into about 5 years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."
He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
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As for me, I sure do remember a Leslie when I see one.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Leslie Nielsen was the husband, of course!![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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"I'm in the Pub next to that shop."
No wonder my search for "I'm in the pub next door." didn't find it, but I knew it was there somewhere.
 I bow to your superior Leslie-Fu.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Uh, what were we talking about?
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Bacon, probably.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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85 grams of bacon contains 130% of your recommended daily allowance of fat!
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That is what makes it good!
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HomerTheGreat wrote: 85 grams of bacon contains 130% of your recommended daily allowance of fat!
Who only eats 85 grams of bacon? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I have no idea what a gram of bacon looks like, let alone 85 of them.
I measure it by the rasher.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Snowdon said the NSA can watch us through our web cams, and in fact I have seen a spate of people putting tape over them.
Now, just how is this going to be implemented?
1) remote control through the network: Requires a receiver in the stack that can intercept certain packages and manipulate the web cam driver.
2) Data routing back through the network: The Cam driver data needs to be packaged as a network packet and sent over the network.
Now, I happen to know a lot about the kernel, and I can tell you there is absoloutely no built in way for this to happen, so unless the NSA have secretly installed a filter driver over these devices it isn't possible.
And of course as you should all be using firewalls, lock down, UAC and all that, this is extremely hard to do these days.
So its all a load of crap of you ask me and Snowdon is an attention seeking bullshitter.
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Snowdon is an attention seeking bullshitter
While this is almost certainly true, we all have a bit of that in us, I'd suggest there are kernels of truth in his revelations.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I never met anyone 100% wrong yet, so yes, he will say something that is true. But this isn't. 
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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kmoorevs wrote: Suppose the 'stack' to control the webcam is embedded in various innocuous
software applications
The application would have to have administrator privileges to install kernel code, of that isn't granted, then it isn't. Of course you can always check the obvious, filter drivers on your web cam and network cards.
You can also run .lm from a windbg command prompt and see whats loaded in the kernel and check.
kmoorevs wrote: If MS is in cahoots with the NSA
According to the ex MSFT guy in my office, MSFT told the NSA and GCHQ to go jump when they asked for a back door to some encryption process.
Of course it is possible, as I said, but is it likely?
And here is the big problem with all this surveillance, if they were watching what we are all doing and saying they would have so much data it would be impossible to process. Utterly impossible. So for me that's the final limit.
Of course if they want to watch me jack off to porn they are welcome to it! See if I care one jot!
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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I think I forgot the joke icon.
It's not the NSA I worry about...it's the wife! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You mean she doesn't know this is what men do?
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"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Munchies_Matt wrote: And here is the big problem with all this surveillance, if they were watching
what we are all doing and saying they would have so much data it would be
impossible to process. Utterly impossible. So for me that's the final limit.
Of course they wouldn't process ans analyze all the data in real-time. Even they don't have enough manpower for that. Instad they would store it together with identifying information. And if, for some reason, you ever became a major pain in their ass, they would dig it all up, look through it and use anything they think is useful to blackmail/defame you or to justify capturing/drone-killing you.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Yeah, that's a possible. Its going to take an unholy amount of storage though.
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Munchies_Matt wrote: According to the ex MSFT guy in my office, MSFT told the NSA and GCHQ to go jump when they asked for a back door to some encryption process.
Which is exactly what they would say if they were in cahoots with the NSA. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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kmoorevs wrote: The way some people install toolbars and crap these days, it could probably be plainly advertised as creepware and be installed legally (with user consent) on grandma's laptop.
I just had a mental image of grandma as seen through a hidden cam! 
You are now responsible for my never being able to think of grandma in the same way. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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