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As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hinny. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? Where did you get that wisdom??
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Well that's what I said to my sports teacher at school he made do another circuit of the cross country for that!,
Wow it's raining here in Bristol!!
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You actually did cross country runs?
I think I did about 1/3 of a cross country run, then I just didn't turn up for sport "lessons" again...got reasonable reports each year as well, so I'm not sure who he was marking...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Quote: You actually did cross country runs?
Well that what they were called, 'long wander in the grassy field when you went under the railway bridge' out of sight would be more accurate! 
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I had to do them, but I found that being a straggler made it easy to walk the course 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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OriginalGriff wrote: I just didn't turn up
He probably figured that since you did not show up, you was still out running... 
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I always figured that if he had four more IQ points, he would have been able to tie his own shoes, and wouldn't need to be a PE teacher... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: four more IQ points
0 + 4 is still a PE teacher.... He would have just been a tiny bit smarter than lawyers and politicians.
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Ah, and the Q&A session is in the Senate or Congress?
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: Senate or Congress
I am thinking neither.... seems like QA is more like the outhouse to me...
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The rose garden They do have press conferences there I believe.
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: The rose garden
Yeah sure... roses.... if they are watered by honey bucket maybe....
modified 4-Jun-14 16:57pm.
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Well roses are like humans, they thrive when you serve them sh*t
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I think this could be called a sh*t chat (I hereby trade mark the phrase).
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Our school cross country course was [0] about 3 miles, [1] went past my front door and [2] used the woodlands I'd played in since I was 4.
Needless to say I never stopped at home for a can of coke and some bikits, and then rejoined the rest near to the finish.
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wouldn't happen today you'd be murdered or molested within seconds of exiting the house,
I guess today the cross country runs have heavy police escorts with air support and full medical trauma team on call
(note to self - stop reading the Daily Mail)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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School cross country running is something that people are only ever made to do, never something anyone wants to do. I don't understand why it's on any PE curricula.
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BobJanova wrote: School cross country running is something that people are only ever made to do, never something anyone wants to do
If I knew then what I know now, I would have. If I would have been a runner when I was in school, I think I would have been far more able to deal with the great steaming piles of sh*t I got from my classmates.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I've driven cross country many time, had a few cross country relationships but never ran cross country. Can't even run cross street.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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I used to drive Rally Cross in the country - does that count?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Only human have fats that need to be burned so blood circulate in the veins 
modified 5-Jun-14 7:43am.
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Quote: blood circulate in the vans
Well I'm out shape but I haven't needed a Van for my blood, I don't really want to try it! 
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veins ** damn auto correct
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Hi All,
Football World Cup 2014 : Scheduled[^]
who will support whom ?
As I am going to support Brazil first then Germany.
What about you guy's...?
Life is all about share and care...
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My country generally sucks at football nowadays (just like England except they havent't realized yet), but my wife is German so I guess I will default...
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