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Speaking of which, this girl[^] has SERIOUS wife potential! (Still SFW)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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 .... that's it .... just ...
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OriginalGriff wrote: the Dread Question: "Does my bum look big in this?"
The correct answer, said quickly, is: "Yes, it looks great."
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Only if you think you're gonna look good in a full body cast!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you end up in a cast you didn't say it fast enough!
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The Aussie answer.[^] (Youtube, SFW)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"And because the male actor had an "unexpected accident" that ad didn't make it to your homes.
We want to say my condolences to the family of the male actor.
Dear viewers, have a nice evening and enjoy our program."
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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OriginalGriff wrote: For added excitement, answer "Yes" instead.
No one has ever lived to tell the tale of the results of that kind of stupidity!
We ladies all look fantastic all the time, OK? Unless you are talking about another lady who we don't like much and then she obviously looks like a tramp ...
That's all you need to remember! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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So if you know you look fantastic, why ask?
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Look, don't it make it complicated (and don't ask sensible questions), just do what we say and no one will get hurt! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Women love getting compliments and because men forget to give them on a regular basis, we ask.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Or "it' not the clothes that make your bum look big"
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So...your "To Do Today" list has at item Number One: "Die"?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"P0mpey3"
Just how many lives have you got left?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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He seems to keep getting extra lives! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It must be all those green and orange mushrooms. One day he may even rescue the princess! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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OriginalGriff wrote: If you value your life, answer "Yes" instead.
Fixed.
If you tell her it looks fine, then everyone else says otherwise...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dalek Dave wrote: You have to wait until your wife is dead.
A not new idea that Fargo is exploiting.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Guy is sitting in a bar. A beautiful woman walks in. She's a knock-‐out and
he can't take his eyes off her. She notices him and smiles.
She sashays over and sits beside him. She looks into his eyes and tells him,
"For $200 I'll do anything you want." He's astounded.
"Anything?!", he asks her.
"Yes, anything!", she replies.
He takes out his wallet and slaps $200 on the bar.
"Here's $200. Paint my house!"
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Rajesh_Francis wrote: Guay is sitting in a bar
FTFY.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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FTFY can send peoples imagination quite off in this case 
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~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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He is being logic as a developer and not what you stated 
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