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Pretend to be a flower.
Go pollinate yourself. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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LOL - Very elegantly put! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Won't that be inbreeding? 
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Not stolen, recycled!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Nah, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Imitation without attribution is plagiarism 
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They have to be fresh - they go stale very quickly. Fresh, you jam them into your mouth, as many at one time as you can, take a sip of tea or coffee and enjoy.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Got a problem in Crystal Report (requested by the user), search for the problem, trying everything I could find, and at the end of the day, my boss will say that it's okay if it won't be done?! Nice..
I'll just go home and have a good night sleep.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Obligatory XKCD[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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One little day! Once I developed a web based workflow management application (as a platform to handle users requests). It took almost a month - a real gem I tell you! Dumped a week after 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I know a dev who worked for 4 YEARS on an app only to have it dumped in the final stages of UAT. It is the first time I ever saw a dev go absolutely ballistic when the manager asked him why he was upset, he was getting paid so STFU. The dev decked the manager and quit 20 seconds later.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: The dev decked the manager
Lucky him - we are on the 4th floor (12 meters) with large windows
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Probably not the ideal place for a defenestration?!??!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Our users, are on the other bldg., and they are on the 20th floor. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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In our company we're working on the same (major) feature for the third time. Every time, it has taken a dev team of six people six months to develop. The first two times, it has been scrapped right before release...
And since our system evolves quite a lot and quite fast, we've been unable to just pick up the old code the next time the feature has been requested, but are forced to develop it again from scratch...
We're crossing our fingers that 3rd time is the charm, but actually, we don't really care. It's not our money and as long as we get paid to do it...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Because they didn't know how to use it?
that makes me really mad, it takes so much of my time.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Karen Mitchelle wrote: how to use it?
Not exactly, they not even tried to learn it. After they got the first review, they decided that the learning time of 2 months is too long...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: they decided that the learning time of 2 months is too long...
They didn't deserve the software. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Karen Mitchelle wrote: Got a problem in Crystal Report
You need not say anything else.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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"Eye, for example, is my first living thing."(8)
Back after my break so have an easy one.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Oh, very good!
The alternative goes first so primary anthropomorphic archetypes of the unconscious mind (less you I hear) organised living system!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Not a difficult original clue but I'm not sure about the reply, maybe there's some punctuation needed.
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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, , - ! ? , ...
Happy now?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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One day I aspire to having a signature.
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