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<stand up>"Ladies and Gentlemen, the drinks are on me if I win."<sit down>
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If I were giving a speech in the Lounge that would work wonders.
The catch is that I'm not sure I could afford such a big win.
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If you do it now, while Nagy is in transit, and DD is working then you should be able to keep the bill down to manageable levels... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: DD is working
Bollocks
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DD works?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Oh yes! Ink Bucket is doing fine... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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'Ink bucket'?
Given the stuff my employer builds (see here[^]); bitch, please.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Hey! Don't blame me, the name was his idea.
If you google for it as one word in the co.uk domain you'll find it pretty easily.
What gets me is he calls himself a "team"! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Hey! Don't blame me, the name was his idea
No blame intended, I'm just being snarky.
OriginalGriff wrote: What gets me is he calls himself a "team"!
If the number of voices in your head > 1, it works.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Probably because you started with "I am not a speaker but..." 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I think people just naturally hate computer programmers.
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Yes, you are right, f*uck you ! 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Next time, perhaps you shouldn't speak on the subject "Why you are all fat bastards"?
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Is it because they already know?
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It is like Faith Ford said about the comedy Murphy Brown[^] winning best comedy for their cancer program.
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Next time give a speech on abused programmers.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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What was your speech about ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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My speech was a do-it-yourself speech.
It was how to make your own glue from abused horses.
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MehGerbil wrote: It was how to make your own glue from abused horses
Ohh, I see, that DIY. Did you talk about making abused children cry to get the proper solvent for the thinner from their tears ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I had a note about how to make Girl Scout cookies.
Some people don't have a sense of humor.
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I bet BlueWaffle would not have had a better go neither.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I don't think crazed dictator gesticulations would have help your case. I'm thinking nobody is interested on your take on techogeek issues on keeping properly synchronized backup schemes for mobile devices and the personal network storage methods. But if you add how many abused kittens, puppies, children and of course, the horse that can be saved by your methods. Then also have the animated Power Point slides showing lots of pictures of kittens and rabbits with mucky eyes, raggedy looking dogs and skinny horses being petted by sad looking waifs will go a long ways.
Better luck next time.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It's all about the estrogen vote.
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