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Schnauzers are brlliant 
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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They are so full of character, and as a bonus, look like wizards!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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How was your Tuesday? Did you get enough sleep ? 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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The dog lives in England! He should be used to rain by now. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Thank god you don't have a cat ...
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Dogs and water ... bad idea
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My dog has been chasing pigeons around the back garden in the rain and is now snoring away on my legs soaking my clothes. So that is good of him.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: on my legs soaking my clothes
Mine do that, they seem to think that my legs are mobile towels, literally rubbing themselves against me to get dry.
What really gets me is how happy they look while they are doing it! They gaze up at me with a look of sheer delight, getting themselves dry while I am getting soggier and soggier! 
Pets eh? Who'd have em?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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If it's any consolation, Dij the Cat goes out, gets soaked, and insists I dry him (or he sits on my computer, directly above the processor, to drip-dry.
So, I keep a stock of cotton gloves on my desk for that purpose. And old tea towels for bad cases.
And when I am done, if it isn't to his satisfaction he slaps my feet as I walk away...
The latest wrinkle is he walks off - as if happy - then slaps my feet for more when I turn round.
And then, nice and dry, he goes back out and gets soaked again. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Of all the amazing and wonderful places you could have named him after, you chose...Barnsley?
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I have always wanted a dog called Barnsley.
It suits him.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: It suits him.
Well, he is wet and depressed.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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What's that green stuff on the ground? And that yellow thing in the pot?
I have a faint memory from somewhere...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I think you're shagedelic baby! You're switched on! You're smashing!
Which movie?
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Debbie Does Texas Austin!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Austin Allegro: the horror story.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Nigel Thornberry from Rugrats Go Wild! movie 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Scooby Doo: The baby sitting mystery's
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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next line
Smashing Baby! When this ship comes a' rockin', don't come a' knockin', baby!
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This is not how this game is played. Please Read the rules in the signature of V.
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I already pointed it out to him.
but thanks for the support 
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The Hulk
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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You found the video tape of one of Griff's college parties?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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