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51. Don't post pointless "things to do" lists on the internet.
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Yeah, he should put that as #1 on his to-do list!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I am confused: Should that be in "to-do" list or in "not-to-do" list !!!
Thanks,
Milind
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...and stop there.
I'm surprised it didn't come with "if you don't post this list to 20 of your friends, bad luck will surely follow".
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Rob Grainger wrote: bad luck will surely follow
Definitely![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Now I'm seriously worried
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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52. Never eat yellow snow.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Why not? It tastes like bananas...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Not when I was a kid it didn't...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ah, but that has changed. You should try again...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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52 - The best things in life are hairy
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Bacon?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Bacon can have hairs on the rind, so qualifies
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Chris Quinn wrote: Bacon can have hairs on the rind
I have only one thing to say to that! ... !
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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You're scary...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Are you sure you've got that right?
(... if so I may have to change my regime! )
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I'm sure that he got that right. I mean, having a beard is great (for me, if you have one that is rather... odd.).
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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Marco Bertschi wrote: if you have one that is rather... odd Nah, that would actually be a major asset. Then she could get an evening job in a side show...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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...either that or the face lift went waaaaaay too far...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
modified 21-Mar-14 5:59am.
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Know that you modified it I get it without witty thoughts
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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0. Marriage gives you the illusion of feeling wiser.
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50 times pollution; nonsense-oneliners.
Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: You don't get lucky. You create lucky. Explain how to do so in Africa; they could use some luck with the weather.
Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: A dream job does not exist. You have to create it. How does one create a dreamjob from the manure-moving-work?
Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: Sleep, food and exercise can help you triple your outcome Where's the measurement?
Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: Successful people listen. They PRETEND to be interested, which requires ACTIVE listening.
Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: A problem is only a problem if you make the choice to see it as a problem. This is my favourite;
Imagine hearing this line after your wife ran away with your best friend, you got fired, and someone ran his car over your dog. So, all you have to do is decide it's not a problem. In my best American;
[Just] have a niiiiice day
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: [Just] have a niiiiice day
I am
PS: Did you actually read them
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I saw nothing about how to make a decent sandwich, how good could the list be?
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Can any of you imagine what it's like to be a black man in this world? Can any of you white women imagine what it would be like to bring a black baby into this world?
Which movie?
(TOTD: Tip Of The Day: I got the idea from a post earlier today...)
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