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We held a vote whilst you weren't here and almost all of us decided that you were a premium member.
Some even suggested the premier member, but personally I think that is a little over the top.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The main problem here is that MEMBER is a euphemism for PENIS.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: MEMBER is a euphemism for PENIS.
Probably... Hard to grasp, right? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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chriselst wrote: Some even suggested the premier member, but personally I think that is a little over the top.
I'm not so sure that it would be over the top actually. Every time I look at my reflection in the mirror, I have to try my hardest not to burst out in song[^]. I don't have the talent of Barbra, you see... I'm more like Ryan O'Neal...  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I had you down as closer to this[^]...
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Because your special!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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... with special needs. 
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In your profile you can click on the icon and it explains what is required.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Johnny J. wrote: Why am I suddenly a "premium" member?
Because you are a premium kind of guy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Movie Quote Of The Day
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
Which movie?
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Is this a Jim Carrey movie?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Don't be silly - why would he make a movie about barbecueing? Gordon Ramsay is a much more likely guess...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The Towering Inferno - A classic! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Obviously
Thank you for smoking[^]
although you tried to mask it very well
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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The Monica Lewinsky Story.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Close, but no cigar! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I wouldn't have taken it anyway - I know where it's been! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What? Monica, or the cigar? 
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Both.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Fire Kills adverts
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Obviously that's from The Green Mile..... Or was that a Smile?
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All these guesses make me want a spicy meatball.  
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Are you a Web Designer?[^]
because that's a messy and difficult to navigate web design. 
via Scott Hanselman
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How a web design goes to hell![^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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