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I read about Blood Libel last night, considering Easter and Passover are related it seemed an apropos joke, only not exactly high brow other than the fact it is a very deep reference.
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See, you are deeper than even you knew! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Well, you're never satisfied, so what else is new... At least you elected him yourselves...  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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More like bought and paid for. But, I'll take ownership for so many of my countrymen being willing to sell out for entitlements.
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Dalek Dave wrote: And Batman is cool, but very dark and almost a baddie.
I thought he was gay too?!?!? Think about the way he and Robin strut around in their tights...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I like the GB ladies totty curling team. They prove you don't need big uppers to be cool.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Spoiler alert!!!
Vader is actually a good guy in the end, so there 
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Extra points for "Robin Hood? Socialist, uncool"
But I had to dock you some for Captain Kirk, that badest MFer ever to tag a green chick.
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Hmph... MacGyver[^] was certainly cool...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Good Guys Suck
Come to think of it: So do good girls... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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1.) get stuck in an elevator in Cambridgeshire. You might just be late for work, unless you came to fix the lift.
2.) forget to return your rented DVD. Unless you like to get arrested.
Get a lift[+]
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Awesome ![^]
I know that Netherlands already had several gold-silver-bronze (in short track), but this is rather unusual for France, so ... Party on !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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You mean... that Frenchmen usually give up before?
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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Thanks, I can stop the clockwatch now, I was waiting for the first comment about that.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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16 Minutes. Do I get a medal now?
[A chocolate medal will be sufficient]
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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The chocolate medal is for Ali. You'll get a pat on the shoulder.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Rage wrote: The chocolate medal is for Ali.
B.b.b... but I'm swiss 
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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15 minutes for the first comment about it. That's a record on its own.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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No they always lost -> War
No they always protest to be good at something -> learning other languages
No they are French -> being French
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France has won many Gold Medals.
100 metre sprint (away from Germans) held the record between 1914 and 1918, and again from 1939-1945.
Shooting (Self in Foot to avoid serving in the Army)
100KM Cycle (In Beret, Stripy Jumper and Onion Chain)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Not to mention the 'Let 30,000 of us get killed or captured defending the British rear as it ran from Dunkerque' medal.
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At least we went there, and a few years later, returned to kick the Sausage-Chompers @rses!
We never did get a 'Thank yo for saving us from German Aggression, yet again' letter.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: We never did get a 'Thank yo for saving us from German Aggression, yet again'
letter.
That#s basically because they can't write english 
Dalek Dave wrote: Sausage-Chompers @rses!
I won't take this personal.... this time
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"Don't mention the War!"
He did once, but I think he got away with it!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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