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Almost every mail received today (announcements, updates, even spam): listen to our radio station because is VD; buy this because etc.
I wonder if Windows Updates will install a valetine.s.day.interop.dll, or congratulate with a system modal dialog, or something.
Today I'm also going to dentist in the evening; if one more human being will stop me with something like this, it will be something like Protoss praetor Fenix assaulting the Zerg cerebrates.
Nuclear launch detected
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Adun Toridas
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Hey, I know this number you should call for great astrology advice, especially on such a special day as today 
(though I have a sneaking suspicion everyone knows it by now...)
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It's 1-800-ZERGRUSH, right? 
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Cristian Amarie wrote: Protoss praetor Fenix assaulting the Zerg cerebrates.
Space Marines killing everything
FTFY
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Sanity is for the weak.
Nuclear launch detected
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Whenever I want to Record something on the Sky+ I always say I'm going to 'Tape' that, much to the amusement of my Missus and Kids. Am I the only one that still says this?
It got me thinking of other terminology that still remains long after the technology has ceased to exist.
I could only come up with 'pull the chain' when going to the lavatory, which is still used despite most toilets no longer have a chain. Others are 'drive' which is used for Cars despite originally referring to driving a horse. Obviously 'Sail' is still used when pertaining to motor driven boats.
Are there any other terms that have outlived the technology they were first used for?
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"VB"?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Its raining Cats and Dogs here, it must have been ages since it actually rained Cats and Dogs.
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Same here, I just trod in a poodle.
speramus in juniperus
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I miss the floppy disk, all those years of 3 1/2 inch floppy disks that were anything but floppy
I know of people who refer to usb drives as floppies
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Meh! The 3.5 was a stiffy, you needed 5.25 or 8 for floppy! And this[^] was the dogs!
speramus in juniperus
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Do you say "vuhhhhhhhhh!!!" when fast-forwarding through the ads?
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Rewind
Fast Forward
Roll Up The Windows
Click the mouse (just wait)
Champing the Bit
What Screen\level are We on (I saw this when playing multiplayer instead of map)
Just a few to enjoy
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We still dial and hang up the phone, send carbon copies in emails and have pages in digital media.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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How about a visual one? Most applications show a floppy disk icon for the "save" operation.
Never moon a werewolf.
- Harvey
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When the kids are repeating something over and over and ...
"Hey! Stop that! You sound like a broken record!"
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Not sure it will be KSS though!
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He'll have a knife and fork: he's a gentlealien - he'll wait until after dinner...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I kept wondering how Pi Day could be un-KSS. Then I Googled.  Well, there's always something weird out there you haven't heard of yet.
Urban Dictionary wrote: ... was invented as a response to Valentine's Day
Interestingly, there is some countries that already use March 14th as a response to Valentine's Day. They switched the gender roles, though.[^]
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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Hooray! Share the love!
I can smell the roses everywhere. Balloons and whenever I turn around, I see couples.
Ooh, and the chocolates.. Yum, Yum! 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
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OMG A psychotic killer on the loose looking for couple to mutilate after he stalks them...
Will somebody call the police!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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