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I turned to the wife and said
"Return type, function name, open parenthesis ..."
.. and that's how the argument started.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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It's right about then I can't think of what to say, I always have trouble choosing the right words for an argument!
modified 10-Feb-14 7:31am.
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This post is void of any joke.
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All Lounge Jokes inherit from void, Shameel.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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I know, let's not make it public
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Don't give Bill static - he's one of the good guys!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Not only is he good, but he also has real class.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
modified 10-Feb-14 8:50am.
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Well, that seems to be an abstract thought
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I always prefer optional arguments so never cared much as I knew the default argument is always true (she wins) 
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Restart ? Seriously ? In 2014 ?[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Yep, that is a classic
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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I'll know about it when my laptop catches fire. I have windows updates turned off to avoid auto restarts in the middle of the night. But I have to remember to go update.
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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Rage wrote: Restart ? Seriously ? In 2014 ?[^]
That has little to do with the year we're in.
So, your application updates DLL's without the need to restart your application, yes? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: That has little to do with the year we're in
Well, you could think that in our century one could have come up with an operating system that does not need a restart every time an application updates.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Rage wrote:
Well, you could think that in our century one could have
In our century, we could feed the world - but we don't.
If it was worth the money, someone would. It's that simple.
..and the thing that pissed me was the argument that it is 2014; that's not an argument. It wasn't in 1602, and it is not now. The fact that something feels outdated does not mean it is.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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For one thing, the prison may have signals intelligence, or staff with eyes in their heads: [^].
That's an expensive drone-kit (US $20+K) got wasted there, not to mention the high street-value of 4kg. of crystal methamphetamine, the in-prison market value of the mobile-phones, etc.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Perhaps they need remote control rocket launchers to start shooting them down?
That could be a fun game: RC heli vs RC missiles.
Sort of like Missile Command[^] for real!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Then get ready for a challenge. That's a T-Rex 700 and I have seen some with more powerful motors or even twin turbines that reached 250 km/h and more.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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I wonder how prisoners can sell things to each other. They don't carry any money, do they ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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BillWoodruff wrote: That's an expensive drone-kit (US $20+K) got wasted there
Seriously expensive. Not like the ones you see selling in Buriram for 500 Baht.
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Expensive, but nowhere near 20000$ I looked up a kit for the same helicopter on Ebay and would love to get one.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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That's not an 'expensive drone kit'. On the tail boom you can see the manufacturer's name: Align.
It's an Align T-Rex 700 model helicopter. Here[^] you have the first offer I found on Ebay for € 529,95. They come in many different complete or partial configurations. Let's say that you can get very good quality parts for € 1000 - 2000.
Then you might need this[^] to get first person view when flying it. € 369.00 no more.
That's it. The mechanism to release the cargo is just a little practical model building. The sender and receiver have free channels which can be used for this.
And now I take a closer look at that 'Rex on Ebay. I'm not quite ready yet for a bird this size, but the price looks good.
Edit: The 'Rex 700 is a kit and contains just the mechanical parts and the motor. You need to get four servos, a receiver, motor controler, stabilization, batteries and rotor blades of your choice. So yes, it will be at least € 1000 until it is ready to lift off. Still a good price for a heli of this size.
Edit^2: I took the 'Rex for a little flight in the simuator. I hope the sound of the motor and the blades is anything like in the simulator. It was as stable as a heli this size should be, but especially roll and yaw were much more direct than I expected. I think I'm going to book an hour with a flight instructor and a T-Rex 700 to try out the real thing.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
modified 10-Feb-14 14:16pm.
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I see Germany had A WANK on the Ski Jump yesterday
Honest[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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It takes a lot of courage to go down that slope and at precisely the right time to toss yourself off.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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It is a shame he didn't come first.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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