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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: No, only that which can be got, posted, put and deleted.
Not sure where you are headed with that.
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Somewhere in my response are cookies of wisdom.
/ravi
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I can't submit MaunderMan, despite all his super powers.
And all this time I never knew that a Schmiddy of Light Beer was a Super Power.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: all this time I never knew that a Schmiddy of Light Beer was a Super Power.
I thought his super power was to drink light beer, while also sipping a mocha, and debugging JavaScript all at the same time?
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I'd been working on an old system written in Awk[^] the predecessor to Perl.
To say it was complex is an understatement.
So complex that I started to get headaches, and stressed about each day.
So off I trot to the quacks .
After much pressure taking, prodding and, indeed, a little poking, he asked about my work, and a little light came on (metaphorically) in his eyes.
"come with me" he insisted.
Off we went to the hospital, where he took me to a room, choc full of chaps in bed, constantly moaning. Then he showed me a smaller room next door full of small birds, looking to me like small penguins!
It was a little awkward.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Because I've had to convert code from awk.... aawwwkkk!
But I still laughed 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Groan. Your coat is outside on the pavement. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: Groan. Your coat is I'll have security put you outside on the pavement.
FTFY!!
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I'd been working on an old system written in Awk[^] the predecessor to Perl.
Now Weinberger and Kernighan are a bit frustrated.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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It's not what happens to you it's how you interpret it!
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Watch your language
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Why it's just a basic fact of life.
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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
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google+?
speramus in juniperus
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Zuckerberg likes this.
thatrajaCode converters | Education Needed
No thanks, I am all stocked up. - Luc Pattyn
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is - Henry Minute
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The results of their work is a waste of time. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Code.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Codeproject?
Social Engineering sites are blocked here at work...
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If you block FB then they block CP? 
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They make fun of your facebook postings.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Abhinav S wrote: I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Makes me wonder whether, like many workplaces, Facebook is blocked by their IT admin.
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I have a challenge for you all.
If we all have a drink tonight, then it'd be the biggest wetting of the baby's[^] head ever!
I'm up for it.
![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
speramus in juniperus
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Challenge accepted 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I am in. But we need pictures, or it did not happen.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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