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... and immediately a bird with very long legs started following her.
I think she was being storked!
Sorry, couldn't help myslef - it feels like friday to me today...
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I don't get it.
When you say Ali my mind makes a connection to choco and i start thinking of chocolate.
By the way today is friday...isn't it?
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A small word game/joke referring to this thread[^]. I really am sorry that you didn't get it, but I'm happy to explain... 
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Argonia wrote: When you say Ali my mind makes a connection to choco and i start thinking of chocolate.
Ali also has a stalker in the shape of DD, who would do pretty much anything to get into her chocolate wrapper.
Argonia wrote: By the way today is friday...isn't it?
Only in countries that are behind the times. 
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: who would do pretty much anything to get into her chocolate wrapper.
Now that is flucking hilarious! 
OriginalGriff wrote: Only in countries that are behind the times
Pssst Griff! He's from Bulgaria! 
Sorry Argonia, just joking!
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Johnny J. wrote: Pssst Griff! HeShe's from Bulgaria!
FTFY !
We have a joke in this spirit
Chicago: - 24C, feels like -40C
Bulgaria: 2014, feels like 1980
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Argonia wrote: Pssst Griff! HeShe's from Bulgaria!
Who could have known. The chances are not that big around here. Sorry! 
Argonia wrote: Chicago: - 24C, feels like -40C
Bulgaria: 2014, feels like 1980
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OriginalGriff wrote:
who would do pretty much anything to get into her chocolate wrapper.
Johnny J. wrote:
Now that is flucking hilarious!
I think DD would agree (Pun intended?)
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Now Now, I would not succumb so easily to her wiles.
I would expect her to take me out for dinner first.
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Found your menu[^]. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Hey, some of those recipes look really neat. Gotta try that!
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Dalek Dave wrote: wiles
Today was a good day now i can go back to my slacking with clear conscience because i learned a new word today. Thank you
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You mean, there is indeed a name for what you have always been doing
~RaGE();
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I tried that but apparently when you said you were after 'big baps' you didn't mean at the Burger Stand!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
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What a fowl joke!
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Nuff said![^]
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How he got the power supply for Iron box over there? Funny!
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Ha ![^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Seems like a normal length for a mains extension lead to me. I've probably run them to a similar length...
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Na! He just plugged into the nearest Volt Weed.
Dave.
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Sorry Nagy, but I'm not going to sit through 10 minutes of you drinking gin while pretending to iron...
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I believe there is a better way. You make the gin and tonic sit on that lovely chair and call your wife to do it. The essential here is to have chocolate so you can use it as bait.
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So...let me get this straight.
You are going to use chocolate as bait to get a lady to flatten clothes with a very hot and heavy object while you drink Gin and watch.
You might want to note some factors here:
1) You will be sitting down comfortably, which would impede any attempts to leave the area hurriedly.
2) You will be drinking intoxicating fluid which will also impede rapid and coordinated movements.
3) You will have baited her over with something she can't consume and iron at the same time.
4) While she is performing the objectionable task, you will be close to hand and clearly having a better time than her.
5) Then you armed her with a heavy branding iron.
Um. Rather you than me?
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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