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Three words: "Codeproject Is Down"
speramus in juniperus
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I said it worked. I didn't say I'd deployed.
I'll leave that for the moment just before they close the doors on the plane and say "please turn off all electronic devices".
That way I won't have to hear the screams.
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Chris Maunder wrote: and everything is perfect just in that moment. Almost everything. The article forums are still jumpy[^].
/ravi
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Meldrew[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Booyah!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I was at a meeting discussing a project and some bright spark (my manager's manager) asked me what was used for source control and bug tracking.
I said "Source control - team foundation server, and my code doesn't have bugs."
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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I call those "Should've bought a lottery ticket instead..." moments.
You sure it's not a "works on my machine" code?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I don't believe you because there is no such thing as a 3rd party component that "just works".
It's not the best feeling in the world. It's the worst because you haven't found the bugs yet and now have no idea where to look to find them!
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: I don't believe you because there is no such thing as a 3rd party component that "just works".
And that's the thing that's scaring me. Deeply.
I've run it once and now I'm going over everything with a fine tooth comb. I'm expecting the equivalent of the moment I look up at exactly the moment a huge fanged gelatinous monster hiding on the ceiling above my head drops onto me and devours me in a pool of green slime.
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I hurts to laugh! Cut it out!
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In Hebrew we have a phrase for that, it translates to English as 'Everyday'...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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after extensive research (and despite one or two of the responses below that, really, shou'd have had the joke icon) i find that, in fact, this is the first time that this has actual,y happened.
pending documentary evidence, i propose calling this a 'Maunder Moment'
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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I hope it's not the famous last word.
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Hooray! Your "Hello World" worked.
Has to be, that's the ONLY program that works the first time.
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I vaguely recall that in the mid 1980s, it was known as "cracking the Golden Code"
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Sounds like you Bobbed it - not sure the 'ism' form though. Bobble?
Which reminds me, we're still waiting for the Bobble Head Bob. You haven't forgotten have you? No, you wouldn't forget.
It will be most coveted, and most cherished.
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IForgotToClearTheCacheIsm
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Chris Maunder wrote: I ran the code it...just...worked.
Wait until we get our hands on it. Mwahaha.
Chris Maunder wrote: Isn't that the best feeling in the world. It's like everything stops, and everything is perfect just in that moment.
We need a word for it.
We already have one. "Org..."
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Wait until we get our hands on it. Mwahaha
Oh, no no no no NO! My code is perfect. It runs. It has a zero bug count.
I'm not letting it out of the house.
EVER.
In fact I'm not going to run it again.
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Chris Maunder wrote: In fact I'm not going to run it again.
Now now. Software is like a child, you have to let it run loose, otherwise how will it learn from its mistakes?
Marc
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I am not having my software throw up on the carpet, draw all over the walls, put my wallet in the toaster and flush the cat down the toilet.
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...and then you put it into production and there comes a little devil out of no where that screws the whole thing up.
i.e. One oh sh*t wipes out a bunch of atta-boys!
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Chris Maunder wrote: We need a word for it.
Hamsterized? Baconated? CListCtrled? Maunderated?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Primitusaetasfactum (Primitus-Aetas-Factum).
Primitus is the latin word for First.
Aetas is the latin word for Time.
Factum is the latin word for Work(ing); also the meaning "accomplishment" or "achievement".
In summary, this means "first time working", or "first time achieved".
modified 29-Jan-14 23:05pm.
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