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doh! 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I had a car swerve in on me and attempt to hit me and I was cited (as a cyclist) I now have my go pro on universally. Unfortunately, most police don't like bicyclist either. Now that I am go pro'd and lawyered up I can finally cycle without fear.
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I'm pretty sure the camera won't do anything to reduce the risk of someone in a car or truck running you over. After the fact it might help your estate sue the moron for everything he owns, but you'd still be pushing daisies.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Quote: you do not expect to see that kind of behaviour on the roads
Never been in Rome.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I know I am going to look a fool here but what does 'p***k' stand for?
I know 'p**t' but all I can think of for 'p***k' is 'plank' which maybe for a Daily Mail reader is a bit down on the streets!
Someone educate me! 
All round good guy.
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Brendan Costigan wrote: what does 'p***k' stand for?
It's what you can do with a needle or a pin.
/ravi
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Thanks.
I was never any good at crosswords!
All round good guy.
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I find the road markings to be confusing as hell. Are they bike lanes or bus lanes? At one point the road has clear car lanes, but at the intersection, the bike late becomes as wide as a car lane?
Also found it comical that the bicyclist is annoyed at a car in the bike lane, but appears to have road in the car lane.
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I am Jack's complete lack of sympathy for cyclists.
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I was driving into work one day and there was a bicyclist in my lane one day, because there was a marked bike trail that was parallel to the road a right off the curb. I figured he was attempting to cross the lanes to get to the other side. As I enjoy bicycling myself I wanted to be courteous. So before switching lanes to avoid either one of us swerving into each other I tapped the horn to let him know I was there and I passed without incident.
While waiting at the traffic stop down the road the bicyclist pulls up alongside my car raps the window hard and flips me the bird while screaming about his rights to ride on the streets and heaven knows what else and then proceeds through a red traffic light. Elephanting arse!
Seeing this video allowed me to project my fustration on that guy. I do not advocate violence by any means but sometimes when two angry people cross paths there is that guilty pleasure of seeing them pummel each other and vicariously satisfy the resentment that one feels for people like them.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Maybe I'm missing something important here, but isn't f******* what a p**** is designed for? Where's the problem? I could easily imagine a worse insult 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claim is processed to avoid double claim.
 You've blown it now!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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you lucky blighter, lend us a tenna
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Wrong forum.[^]
Now, seriously, it is enough to get the emails, if it were possible not to bring them in the Lounge also...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Funny I had the same Payment File Number of Deposit...
Aw crap! Does this mean I have to give the 2 million I've already spent back? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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No, just pass the million you have left to me and I'll hide it from for you.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No problem mate, just need your pertinents: 
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It was broke, so I fixed it.
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That might be risky - they will probably spot the electronic transfer and know where it went.
Cash is a much better idea.
Used notes, by preference.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I can send you a wood carving [^] of the cash.
Credit goes to Ravi for the link[^].
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Please, try to ensure it doesn't shrink or get eaten by hamsters in transit! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Here[^]
Iv been saying it for years.... if MS or Google knocked on my door wanting to buy the rights to my product, the only questions I'd have is "Do you have a pen? Where do I sign?"
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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... but I'm sure I can stop at any time! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I take it you have not had your chocolate fix today.
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 No ... no chocolate today ...
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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