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Nice 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Very nice indeed. The fact that it applies to desktop and web devs also doesn't fit the song, sadly...
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Software Zen: delete this;
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Unlivable!!!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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As a kid, I fell down just before a car driving at low speed. I managed to lift my head, but the car drove on my right arm with the front and back left wheel.
I was shocked, but not injured. I had tire marks on my arm, though.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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We spotted you, Reed Richards Mr. Fantastic! 
while (!working) {
Reboot();
}
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Young children's bodies are very resilient and still pliable. And even better, they are not damaged by society and are quick to forgive and fast to serve and help.
We can learn a lot from children.
Cool story, parts of it at least.
Then again, some of these children are asking questions in QA so we can't learn from all children. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Wow that is crazy. The kid bounces right up.
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By brother-in-law's girlfriend was recently run over by a car. Tire-tracks across her midriff was the extent of her injuries.
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Better actors than Keanu Reeves![^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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There is a scene in Alvin (the new one) where the chipmunks do slow motion Kungfu (with Matrix effects).
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His emotive skills as an actor mean he can run the whole gamut from A to B.
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Quote: It's flight or fight. He chooses ... fight.
That's a strange fighting technique - he seems to be trying to run away! 
(Must be a French chipmunk.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A bit bleak? surely that is the summer forcast for up there
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's why it is only 'bleak'.
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Strange. It doesn't appear to be on Google Streetview...
And "Get Directions" was no help at all, not even instructions via a canoe! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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have you seen the seas around there, wouldn't want to use anything smaller than a Battleship myself
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nah, just a much, much bigger canoe...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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knowing you I would have guessed an ark (but for sheep only  say no more)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nah - you only get 14 sheep on a Ark (and two of them are male). (Genesis 7:2)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And why they are not enough for you?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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