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My Former Bitch Supervisor From Helltm was a prime example of promotion to get her out of the way. However her lack of understanding practices and principles was a continual drag on our productivity. When I temporarily took over her position during her leave of absence we kicked ass and took names. I viewed myself as a facilitator to give everyone what they needed and as a load leveler. We set up a weekly cycle of Monday thru Thursday to do bug fixes with Friday spent preparing documentation while the dedicated compiling machine produced the next image. Monday morning we'd present the package to QA and continue work. Towards the end, the QA department was begging us to slow down, they couldn't keep up with testing of the scripts we gave them and their regression testing. Unfortunately I didn't have any time to program.
My current position as manager has me programming and until some of my new hires I found myself teaching the staff as well. We had one guy who used to snow his previous manager by defending his poor code with the phrase, "...unless you know a better way..." Unfortunately for him, I did. He eventually came around and still used the same phrase, but this time he was looking for help.
I don't limit my staff to what I know like my Former Bitch Supervisor From Helltm did, but I at least try to get rational explanations of how the code works from them. One former worker used to give status reports that had me sniffing the air and wondering if it was bullshit I was smelling. I think I succeeded in not smiling when he gave me his resignation. He had worked on a project for over a year without producing anything under the previous manager because the manager couldn't smell what I did.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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IMHO, managers got promoted because they could NOT code, did NOT want to code, or for some other similar reason -- why is it necessary? If you follow some kind of Agile/Scrum development model, why not make the manager the "product owner" if they need to feel more involved and part of the team? There is a reason for "division of labor" even in software development. 
David
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or the Peter Principle -
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David
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My best manager did not know how to code at all. He discussed target dates and requirements with me before committing to anything, then let me manage my own development process. My worst managers knew how to code once to some degree, but did not keep up with current development processes or capabilities with our systems, so often made unreasonable demands and "standards" that they would not budge on, because they thought that they understood things that they really didn't understand. In spite of my experience though, I would like a manager who understood what I was talking about, but flexible enough to see that things change and that it would be best to adapt.
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Whenever possible why not code, but the manager side of the role has to come first. By this I mean that if someone in the team has a problem or a question, you have to deal with that first, because by resolving that problem you are freeing them up to do their work.
And that is where the difficulty lies, because if as a manager you are working on a critical coding task, you have to leave that to deal with the problem or questions or help that is needed by team members.
I therefore find it best when I am working on non critical coding tasks that are of lower priority of that than team members are working on. This way I keep my coding skills up to date and am able to put the coding task on hold when a team member needs help.
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Spiral Galaxies in Collision [^].
From over the weekend. Enjoy.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Has the presence of some evil dude looking at us from space as if he were menacingly contemplating colliding with us!
And, if the galaxies are bazillions of light years away, the collision could've already occurred!
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They are 80 million LY away: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NGC_2207_and_IC_2163[^] so there is a while to wait for the final dénuement. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'll probably have Klondike solitaire mastered by then ... 
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The eyes have it! 
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 Betty Davis Eyes[^]
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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It would be cool to be in a space ship watching the two black holes at the center of those galaxies combine.
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Hey! I gots to know[^]
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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1971. Different world.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Hey, man, I gotta get me one of those.
I don't actually want any ammo. I just want to be able to open my briefcase in particularly acrimonious meetings, and make sure everybody in the room sees it there.  
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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Just put a picture of Billary Clinton in there.
Oh, my goof: that won't do you any "good" to show the wrong kind of "bad" to indicate the "ugly".
My goof, again. Wrong movie! (though, it still fits the implicative nature of the jest !!)
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Yikes. I've occasionally shot a Ruger Super Blackhawk (another .44 magnum), and I was only good for about 10-12 rounds. It beat the crap out of my hands. This sucker would tear them clean off.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Apparently it has a "shock absorber" in the handle. So maybe your hands will survive!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Yeah. Shock absorber  . I seriously doubt the ability of the material in the grip to reduce the impulse from firing that beast enough to make it 'fun'.
Software Zen: delete this;
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LOL. The fun would be derived from what the bullets hit.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Same here. If anyone wants one I suggest waiting 6 or 9 months and looking for a used one at a significant discount. Like other hand cannons a lot of them will be bought by idiots who want the most powerful gun they can get, fire a few rounds; and then sell it back to the gun store for 50 cents on the dollar. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Good god looks like a grenade launcher instead of a pistol.
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