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During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down. He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?"
The man said "Yes!". So the robber shot him dead.
Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?" She said, "No, but my husband over there did."
/ravi
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Old but still funny 
Two Hunters meet, both dead...
 dunno if that jokes works in english like that
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HobbyProggy wrote: dunno if that jokes works in english like that
No, it doesn't.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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What happened to the Woman ? 
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Well she's not married any more, so she's probably available if you're interested...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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OriginalGriff wrote: she's probably available if you're interested...
But is she good looking?
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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Ask Sampath - he's the one who wants to date her...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Seeing your profile picture this shouldn't be important... 
JOKE, THAT WAS A JOKE! 
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Joan Murt wrote: JOKE, THAT WAS A JOKE!
Haha! I saw the Joke icon
If the "widow" in the OP joke is okay or so-so looking, a bit of ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) can remedy that
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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Paul Conrad wrote: But is she good looking?
All cats look grey in the dark.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Also, you don't have to worry about her taking half of everything if she wants to "get rid of you". 
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Too soon or I would say he got what he deserved.
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The dead guy is not getting a lot of sympathy around our coffee pot either. 
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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He deserved to die because he was texting his daughter? Because he (maybe) threw popcorn? You people are pathetic. Its a good thing that the rest of the world isn't as cold and empty.
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Relax, pal.
We may be cold and empty OR we may have a sense of humour. Nobody I know honestly thinks the guy deserved to be shot or killed. But most of us can relate to being annoyed by some moron in a theater using a cell phone.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Thank you, Daniel, for your empathy & sympathy in this tragic matter affecting my extended family.
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MacSpudster wrote: affecting my extended family.
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I don't think he deserved to die, whether he was texting or not doesn't matter.
Whether texting in a movie theater is appropriate or not shall be discussed in a different thread, without the tragedic background we are facing here.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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I take it the ex-officer did his training with the Metropolitan Police in London?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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No, Mr. Griff, he retired from the Washington, D.C. Police, highly known for their aggressive & deadly responses to even the very simplest of instances such as this.
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Same as the Met then... 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Actually he retired from the Tampa police which do not have a reputation for excessive violence.
Me thinks Mr. Spudster may be playing games.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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My bad, Mr. Mulliken. I had reviewed to other instances similar in nature during the early hours this morning and did misconnect the info from those.
And, Sir, the death of my 2nd Cousin is no game at all.
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