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Thanks, I'll go home and take a look.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I was interested in large, shoulder-mounted, anti-tank weapons.
Imagine my surprise when I searched for "huge bazookas"!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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I was building an old Geocities site (yeah, that far back) and wanted to highlight popular links, so I searched for "new.gif", which was ok, and then "hot.gif", which wasn't
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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I searched for 'your hot mother' and...
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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My hobby is rideable (1/8 scale) railroading especially steam locomotives. Some day, Google "Live Steam" and see what you get.
Dave.
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A couple of fond memories spring to mind immediately.
A friend of my mother's was trying to buy rolls of fabric online. You can buy 1/4 of a length of fabric, at full width or you can buy 1/4 of the width of the roll at the whole length. In each case, it's a quarter of a roll. The unfortunate term used for the narrow one is "Fat quarter" - mum's friend was suitably shocked when consulting google with the term's plural.
The other one was the exploits of a teacher at a local college. During the presentation one day of
France, she'd decided to do a google for 'Paris' while the computer was outputting to the video-projector. Hilarity and red-faces ensued.
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I'm never embarrassed, no matter what I find. These are just the moments when I raise an eyebrow and am more than ever convinced that I come from another planet. Unfortunately I can't recall how I got here or where I came from.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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May be you can google "where I came from". I guess you might get some NSFW results there. If you know what I mean.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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My ex-wife's second husband (an American) managed to keep a straight face, saying he had been looking for recipes from home, when she discoverd the search results for "cream pie" on the PC. She actually believed him!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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that lasted almnost 2 weeks, and now a sore throat. When will it ever end!!!!! arrrggghhhh!
1,2,3 'tis the season to feel sh*tty, tra la la la la, la la la la!
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It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Terry Pratchett wrote: DARK IN HERE, ISN'T IT?
Greyhald Spold[^]
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Tis the cold and flu-u season,
Fa la la la la, la la a-choo!
Time for coughing, hacking , wheezing
Fa la la la la, la la cough cough
Take we now a decongestant
Fa la la, la la la, la, la contented sigh
Drink until no longer cogent
Fa la la la la, la la la hiccup
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We've got to do better at work, and I don't have the time or interest to write anything. We have a clever lady in the office who is willing to figure out how to use a decent web development tool set, but she has no interest in becoming a guru. Does someone know of a packaged solution that can handle a small website, dashboard, calendar, event schedule, etc, that a non-developer can maintain easily? It doesn't have to be free, but it does have to be easy.
Will Rogers never met me.
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You might find some usable samples on asp.net[^] - they have a number of ready to use websites that may contain some of what you are looking for.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Great idea, Mark. I'd forgotten that site, but back in the day when I was actually writing websites, I learned a bunch from www.asp.net!
Will Rogers never met me.
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I thought SharePoint was made exactly for such purposes?
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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We had Sharepoint on our server at one point; no idea where it went. But back then I never found anyone - even here - who had any idea what to do with it, what it was good for, or how to use it. But that's generally what I need, a Sharepoint portal that a non-techie can easily populate and maintain.
Will Rogers never met me.
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SharePoint: Lotus Notes for idiots.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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The multi-phasic wrongness of your statement is offensive on so many levels, the entire space-time continuum is wretching.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Good one, that is like new signature material there, Gary!
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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I am forced to use Sharepiss and Bloatus Goatse on a daily basis, so I speak from experience.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Roger Wright wrote: We had Sharepoint on our server at one point ... I never found anyone - even here - who had any idea what to do with it, what it was good for, or how to use it.
SharePoint is a packaged solution that can handle a small website, dashboard, calendar, event schedule, etc, that a non-developer can maintain easily.
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Unfortunately, even a developer will weep tears of blood trying to make it do anything more than that.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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