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DaveAuld wrote: I haven't known such a persistent period of bad weather to batter these shores for such a long time.
Tell me about it. 23c here and it is supposed to be summer!
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Those who regularly listen to The News Quiz on The Home Service will be aware of Mr Hoggart.
Sadly he died yesterday.
A very funny man, he will be missed, and 67 is far too young.
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RIP.
Dalek Dave wrote: 67 is far too young.
For Hoggart, agreed.
Yet, for some, 67 is far too old.
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Because it's a slow news day.
Clickety[^] [BBC]
/ravi
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Quote: Australia police free naked man stuck in washing machine
Because it's a slow news day. Wait, what? You're saying they would not have freed him had it been a busy news day? Wow, that guy is lucky.
Badum!
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Are washing machines mentioned in the Kamasutra?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor
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Maybe he was hoping for a "revolutionary" s*x.
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Nah, that story is nothing but spin!
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I know it's better to not only be long, but wide, as well.
But stuck in a washing machine? I feel sorry for a guy who'd bring a fearful sweat to an elephant in heat.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The Environment Agency are urging the evacuation of large parts of Wales in case of flooding.
It's because of all the leaks.
speramus in juniperus
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:groan:
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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- just doing my job -
speramus in juniperus
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The Environment Agency are urging the evacuation of large parts of Wales in case of flooding.
no need for conditions
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Careful there Boyo!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Evacuation includes sheep?
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That's implied, no Welshman would leave a sheep behind. Or a sheep's come to that.
speramus in juniperus
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Sheep, Women and Children first, isn't that the code?
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I believe it is "sheep first, shepherds second, woman and children if there's room"
speramus in juniperus
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The noble Welshman...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I believe it is "sheep first, shepherds second, woman and children if there's room"
Shepherds, is that what they call em? How civilized!
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Your coat, sir. You forgot to pick it up on the way out.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Evander Holyfield says being gay ain't normal.
He should know, he spent years battering men around the ring.
See Here
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in the average boxing match there seems to be an awful lot of hugging going on for two straight men
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Sweaty, semi-naked men in close bodily contact?
I think it is a gayfest sport.
They even train in a Gymnasium which is Greek for "Let's get naked and wrestle"!
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