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She probably had swollen ears from badly fitting headphones and playing games for too long! 
Marc
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Or perhaps there's a family of earwigs nesting in the earphones...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Can Siro bite my ears? 
Yes, he does, indeed.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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It's a bit like the Dave Allen joke about biting his own nose: "How?" "I stood on a chair!"
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I hope John Carmack didn't go too far with his developments[^].
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Albert Einstein said:
Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former.
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor
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What is it about that link that shakes your belief that stupidity knows no bounds?
The question posed there definitely shows a density approaching that of a black hole.
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Think about how stupid the average person is.
Then realize that half the people is even more stupid.
Politicians are always realistically manoeuvering for the next election. They are obsolete as fundamental problem-solvers.
Buckminster Fuller
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Egads. That's a truly frightening thing to recognize.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I'm incredibly disappointed no one went with it and said yes. That could have provided days of fun.
Ah, wasted opportunities of youth...
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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein
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Judging by the lack of response from the OP, I'd say yes and Darwinism wins again. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Easydo's[^] answer to this question is pure gold.
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Strange that "Tyler" and "Amanda E" posted almost identical answers, and the one with the grammatical error got five more up-votes than the one without. 
Also, is "Lord Bearclaw of Gryphon Woods" your official title? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yeah, that's the strangest thing about that page.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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That's funny 
But it did make me wonder what were you searching for to find this?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I was emailed a JPG of the page, and thought "this has to be faked"... 
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I don't know if they were just fun'n or are some of the people that answered just as retarded as the poser?
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I hope they are funnin' - but I suspect some of them are for real...
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That they have access to a computer, can vote, or can breed?
On second thoughts, all of the above...
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Is that not all politicians that you are describing there?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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It's not well known, but most politicians can't breed. They don't have the equipment, they are the equipment.
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