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It's not well known, but most politicians can't breed. They don't have the equipment, they are the equipment.
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Yes, but don't call them a tool. The word 'tool' implies usefulness for a purpose.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Quote: BTW. I am also a witch Too funny. Or maybe she hit the 'w' key instead of the 'b' key.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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OK, sir, you are right, however please, answer: "is there any?"
--Carlo the Witch and Mermaid wannabe
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Haha. Witch. Can't even spell.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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The best part by war is the "BTW I'm also a witch". Natch.
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Presumably so we know she can cast spells...
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I think they learn that when they retire and release a book get sued for it all being poo, until then never
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I wish KTHopkins[^] would shut up and site down. Having watched some of her telly time on YouTube she is a poor excuse for a person/mother.
She is really getting slated on her Twitter feed following her inappropriate comments about the Scots on the morning of the HeliCrash. There is even a petition going(~75,000 sigs) to get her off the telly.
Watching here tfeed is quite amusing. (for others comments, not hers I must add).
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I haven't watched it or heard about her comments but nothing could be worse than that slag Kay Burley who pollutes the space she occupies on Sky.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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OriginalGriff wrote: When will politicians learn to just shut up and sit down?
When will the Police learn to stop lying.
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And there is the problem of course: you have two groups who both habitually tell the "truth" that makes them look best - i.e. lie through their teeth - each saying diametrically opposed things. We will probably never know what really happened, but since I suspect the orders from on high are to "get rid of this before the election because it makes us look like elitist morons" Mitchell's best bet would have been to STElephantU and wait for it to blow over. Now, it'll be "news" for another year or so given how fast the courts move...
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Prankster[^]
I have just bought one, because I have an evil streak!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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If somebody played that 'prank' on me the next several hours would be spent doing a complete re-install.
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I do have a little child for messing up the computer.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I have learnt to do a full b/up of the girls' machines at least every week and never allow them near mine.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: never allow them near mine
Are you able to accomplish that? What is your secret?
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Electrified keyboard, dead mouse with buttons, that sort of thing!
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That might work with your cats, but my daughters have brains.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: my daughters have braaains.
Oh dear. I didn't realise the recent womiting was a sign of the zombie apocalypse.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Beat me to it!
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Total Lock Down
There are accounts for Mrs Wife and I; both passworded. I am set up as admin on ALL the machines and installs etc are disabled for their accounts.
speramus in juniperus
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Same here.
However:
- the 8 years old tries to guess my password every time I'm typing it.
- The 4 years old sometimes switches OFF the power, sometimes makes the keyboard go out of order (don't ask my how, I simply don't know).
So I believe that Griff's approach is the only effective.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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They're dismissed from the room before I'll enter a password - Vilmos no Stupid.
speramus in juniperus
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