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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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The Darleks away...hence all the chocolate posts...
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Are you suggesting that DBC is DD's alter-ego? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time physically? 
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You isn't you when you are hungry
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Have you been to Luton to verify such facts? you brave brave man 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Moi, little old me, brave... no, medals for others I will bravely cheer them on  , As for Luton, I believe the old saying 'Here Be Monsters' covers that.
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Luton's fine as long as you take a few cans of Special Brew for the natives (well, crates really)! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Special Brew!! They are some pampered Natives! Down here you can get away with Fosters, Black Label if you want your tires still drivable... 
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In Luton you get to marry their daughters for Fosters.
For Special Brew you don't get to marry the daughter...
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Ahh in Bristol the answer is 'Harry De? Woz you on m8', or in the Queens English 'Marry Me?, may ask what is that my friend'...
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In Luton it's a bit like an arranged marriage:
1) They want her out of the house ASAP - she is costing 'em a fortune in shell suits and the child support runs out at 16.
2) If you don't marry 'em, you get arranged...
Take the Tramps Brew Of Choice - you know it makes sense.
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Well if he is my alter-ego then I wish he'd help with the bl**dy CCC once in a while! 
Anyway, we have been in "the same place at the same time physically" (I'm not afraid of Luton!) but it was rather uncomfortable so I asked him to move his Dalek outfit off my foot ... ASAP
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Ummm OKAY 
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Is the for Me+DD being one person or just a comment on Luton?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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It was a case a case of one emoticon does both.
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glennPattonWork wrote: It was a case a case of one emoticon does both
Cheapskate!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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That just sounds like such a bad idea.., while being cool! 
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I see the next redneck sport coming out of this.
"Hay Cletus! Let's order up some o dem ladies 'undies an' shoot dem Amerzons outta da sky when dey comes!"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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...so Amazon arm their delivery vehicles in response...and SkyNet is born...
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Underneath, it's a hyper-alloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled. Fully armored; very tough. But outside... it's a harmless delivery vehicle - grown for the cyborgs.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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And every script kiddie with a remote is going to try and hack these. Between them and the redneck I'd be surprised if the idea flies!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Of course, they'll be totally unhackable, and will never fall from the sky.
It's just marketing bollocks, to get their name in the news.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Too late:
A British company has demonstrated a prototype device capable of stopping cars and other vehicles using a blast of electromagnetic waves.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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