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Mohamad M. Mohamad2-Dec-13 3:31

2-Dec-13 3:31

At least 4 times this was posted here[^]

My Name in English[^] Translation done By OriginalGriff

CBadger2-Dec-13 18:58

2-Dec-13 18:58

I never said i was original with this one Unsure | :~

But I promise the next joke will be an original masterpiece! $Shucks | :-\$

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Mohamad M. Mohamad2-Dec-13 22:28

2-Dec-13 22:28

CBadger wrote:
I never said i was original with this one

Are you declaring that you are reposting here

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CBadger3-Dec-13 2:13

3-Dec-13 2:13

I neither acknowledge nor decline any accusations aimed towards me regarding the post i made Suspicious | :suss:

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Mohamad M. Mohamad3-Dec-13 3:06

3-Dec-13 3:06

I hope you are saying the truth otherwise you will be treated as a spammer in the eyes of the CP community.

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CBadger3-Dec-13 18:56

3-Dec-13 18:56

I am no spammer sir, merely uninformed of what has and what has not been posted in the never ending pool of CP Lounge Cool | :cool:

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Mohamad M. Mohamad3-Dec-13 21:15

3-Dec-13 21:15

You can always do a little thing called search at least by title.

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Richard Deeming2-Dec-13 3:31

Richard Deeming

2-Dec-13 3:31

Since Nagy's too lazy to provide a link:
http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4285631/Hot-air-balloon.aspx[^]

And another copy from 2006 (if the Lounge will load it):
http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/1785131/Managers-should-not-read.aspx[^]

2005:
http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/1031417/JOTD.aspx[^]

2003:
http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/613459/Management-JOTD.aspx[^]

2002:
http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/133660/JOTD-Hot-Air.aspx[^]

2002 again:
http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/100590/On-Management-Ha-Ha.aspx[^]

Anyone would think we didn't like management on this site. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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Mohamad M. Mohamad2-Dec-13 3:49

2-Dec-13 3:49

I provide a summary search link...

My Name in English[^] Translation done By OriginalGriff

modified 3-Dec-13 4:29am.

Richard Deeming2-Dec-13 4:07

Richard Deeming

2-Dec-13 4:07

محمد م. محمد wrote:
a summery search link

Well that's nice, given it's currently winter. Poke tongue | ;-P

(I think you meant a summary search link.)

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- Homer

Ravi Bhavnani2-Dec-13 4:45

Ravi Bhavnani

2-Dec-13 4:45

Richard Deeming wrote:
it's currently winter.

Not in Australia. Smile | :)

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Richard Deeming2-Dec-13 4:48

Richard Deeming

2-Dec-13 4:48

It's winter everywhere that matters. Poke tongue | ;-P

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Mohamad M. Mohamad2-Dec-13 22:29

2-Dec-13 22:29

shhhhhhh tell no one

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CBadger2-Dec-13 19:00

2-Dec-13 19:00

Tough crowd. Mmm gotta get an original funny joke soon. I must be accepted into the CP-Critics for jokes community asap Sigh | :sigh:

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I fear that I may give the impression that I am a one dimensional, chocolate obsessed person ...

Richard MacCutchan2-Dec-13 5:16

Richard MacCutchan

2-Dec-13 5:16

I remember Leslie Nielsen telling this joke in the prequel to Airplane, sometime around 1970 IIRC.

Veni, vidi, abiit domum

DeathByChocolate2-Dec-13 2:56

Re: I fear that I may give the impression that I am a one dimensional, chocolate obsessed person ...

2-Dec-13 2:56

... but its not true. I like fudge as well! Big Grin | :-D

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B

GuyThiebaut2-Dec-13 3:00

GuyThiebaut

2-Dec-13 3:00

That's a relief, at least you don't like cake too...

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

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DeathByChocolate2-Dec-13 3:01

Re: I fear that I may give the impression that I am a one dimensional, chocolate obsessed person ...

2-Dec-13 3:01

I'm saying nothing ...

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B

Nagy Vilmos2-Dec-13 3:03

Nagy Vilmos

2-Dec-13 3:03

You can't, your gobs full of chocolate fudge cake!

speramus in juniperus

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DeathByChocolate2-Dec-13 3:05

Re: I fear that I may give the impression that I am a one dimensional, chocolate obsessed person ...

2-Dec-13 3:05

Now my monitor's covered in Chocolate Fudge Cake! Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Excuse me while I lick it off!

(... and no that is not a euphemism!) Big Grin | :-D

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B

Johnny J.2-Dec-13 3:07

Johnny J.

2-Dec-13 3:07

DeathByChocolate wrote:
... and no that is not a euphemism!

It will be when DD sees it... Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter2-Dec-13 3:15

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

2-Dec-13 3:15

Can you leave the monitor after showing this: Chocolate[^]?

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).

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Argonia2-Dec-13 3:26

Argonia

2-Dec-13 3:26

Just ... two ... words Diabetes and probably Death, but it will worth it... :drool:

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DeathByChocolate2-Dec-13 3:27