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What, like the London Marathon?
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Yeah, they are a dang nuisance that lot. "36,000 pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please"
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The European Court of Human Rights goes on standby...
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Simon Lee Shugar wrote: ...shouldn't of...
Simon Lee Shugar wrote: ...would of...
Simon Lee Shugar wrote: ...shouldn't of...
Are you doing that deliberately to annoy us "grammar-nazis"? 
It's "have", not "of".
Also:
Simon Lee Shugar wrote: ...it put's himself in a negative light.
There's no apostrophe in "puts", and it should be "him", not "himself".
This lesson brought to you by the Pedant arm of the Grumpy Old Gits association.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
modified 27-Nov-13 9:49am.
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Sorry, its not something I'd usually take note of in forums. Anything written by me on a forum is just quick and dirty. 
(edit: bad grammar)
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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I'll reply to this post to take into context the discussion above as well, but my quote is actually from your first one:
Richard Deeming wrote: There's not apostrophe in "puts", and it should be "him", not "himself".
Shouldn't that be "there's no apostrophe", or "there's not an apostrophe"?
And no, my English is by no means perfect. Grammanize at will!
This isn't a signature
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Damnit! Why does every attempt to correct someone else's grammar contain at least one mistake? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Damnit! Why does every attempt to correct someone else's grammar contain at least one mistake?
It's Carma in action.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: It's Carma in action.
Oh, come on! 
CARMA (not to be confused with Karma[^]) may refer to:
- Carma, a transportation technology company (formerly known as Avego), based in Cork, Ireland
- Carma Developers, Canadian residential land developing company
- Carbon Monitoring for Action, part of the Center for Global Development
- Chicago Area Radio Monitoring Association, scanner radio listeners club based in the Chicago Illinois area
- Combined Array for Research in Millimeter-wave Astronomy, astronomical instrument composed of 23 radio telescopes
- Computer-Assisted Research Mathematics and its Applications, a Priority Research Centre at the University of Newcastle, Australia
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Center for Global Development wrote: Center for Global Development
Which is the definitive proof that yanks can't spell properly (CGD is, apparently, Washington-based) vs:
Priority Research Centre wrote: Priority Research Centre
Which spells properly, following the rules set long ago by the Great Empire.
Let the fires burn!
(ducking under the table)
This isn't a signature
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Yes, the FAA is offering tips for holiday travelers due to the fact that any plane can crash at any time and kill you.
Save time by praying at home.
clickety[^]
www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com
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And with the seats so close together it'd so hard to bend over and kiss your butt goodbye. 
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Made I larf.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The next up news was interesting.
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I JUST GOT A PAY RISE![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
I jut got a pay rise,
Nah nah nah naaaahhhh
Nah nah nah nahhhhhhh!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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up to the next tax bracket ? 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Bugger - I'd better check!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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yes, because of your saved up vacation and sick pay.
www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com
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akshully I'm overdrawn on the vacation allowance
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I jut got a pay rise,
Clearly not based on spelling and/or typing ability!! 
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So, should it be P-Rise?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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