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Maybe, but this guy has no motivation to even try. You might even say that he has motivation to do it as half-assed as he can get away with.
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And would you want your house repaired by a drunken car thief in the first place?
How is he going to get himself and his tools there? Supplies?
Would you want him in your house even if he was a Master Builder?
"Elephant No, sunshine!" would be my reply. 
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Precisely what I would say 
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He's very good at fishing. I'd even go to as far as to say he was a Master Baiter.
speramus in juniperus
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He hosts discussions too: a Mass Debater as well.
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The unpaid work carried out by miscreants in the UK, also called community service, usually amounts to litter picking.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Pratt by Pratt by nature! I know a guy called Keith Pratt, poor so & so 
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That reminds me of a bloke I worked with who said the storeman at a company he worked at was called Alan Pratt. When he signed for deliveries he'd scribble his signature "A Pratt". In an engineering company that no doubt got around like wildfire. Another poor so & so.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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A company I used to work for had a customer contact called Paul Mycock. The girls would be very, very careful when they called him. (And usually have a five minute giggle session before hand to get it out of the way)
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I was told of a guy called Mr 'Ferku' (by my Uncle) I'm guessing at spelling!
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He should be glad he wasn't a namesake of this guy[^]!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Apparently, he's been signed for the next season of Misfits[^], with the power to make cars fly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"driving with excess alcohol in August"
Excess alcohol in say September would have been a lesser violation, or what did they try to say there?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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"Portugal and Spain's agreement left nothing to old Bob and one's in need of a wig."(8)
You should get it but not too quickly I think.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Portugal - P
Spain's agreement - SI
left - L
nothing - O
old Bob - S
one's - IS
in need of a wig - PSILOSIS
modified 26-Nov-13 4:35am.
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Right answer, but...
Surely Spain would be E?
What would a Spaniard say if he agreed with you?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Updated but it's little confusing...
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Old Bob[^]
A 'Bob' was a Shilling, no longer used, so 'Old'.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Thanks
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Spain's agreement = Yes = Si
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Correct!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Nice. 
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Had to buy an $800.00 iPad for my daughter to use at school. Had to sign some bullshit document that I edited heavily due to things I won't agree to.
Like I can't jailbreak my own iPad. Doubt I will but if I want some putrid Catholic ain't telling me what I can do.
So it seems they have forced MDM onto it and removed Apps I have allowed my daughter to install and use and it won't allow them to be reinstalled. I don't remember signing anything allowing this level of control on my device. One of their IT staff press a button on screen today stating my daughter agreed for the school's Administrator to have access to her iPad and all data. She doesn't agree to this and at 13 isn't legally able to enter a contract.
I forsee a great deal of head clashing in the future thay I will win even if I really losr in the long run.
How dare they restrict what can rub on my iPad on my network in my time. Elephanting child molesting twats.
Also why is Chrome a 17+ App?
The school won't allow it to be installed.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'd say: They should keep their hands of your or your daughters device. If they require the students to have an iPad they should provide it, and then they can do the hell they want with it.
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