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I may have given the impression that England, as the current holders of the Ashes, would be going to proceed to an easy victory down under.
Sure of our dominance, I intimated it would be a stroll in the park byu our superiour batsman and aggressive bowlers and that it would be a simple case of turn up and win.
I apologise, for it seems that we are a bunch of useless twats who do not know one end of a bat from the other and who are now looking at a complete beating at the hands of the Ockers Sunshines.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: byu our superiour
Sticky U key, Dave?
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Expressed more concisely here![^]
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Learn to be a man and play basketball. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Basketball? That's a girl's game that is really called netball[^]!
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Quote: That's a girl's game
Basketball you silly, not basket-weaving.
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Basketball is netball[^], and baseball is rounders[^] - in the UK we leave both of these silly games to the girls!
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RyanDev wrote: basket-weaving
Nah - that's called Macrame.
Netball is when a load of tall people chase a ball round and try to throw it through a hoop.
Basketball is a game played by geneticists - the winner is the first with a full team whose average height is eight feet.
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RyanDev wrote: Learn to be a man and play basketball
RUGBY
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Quote: RUGBY
No way. The shorts are too short.
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I thought that was AFL..
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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T'is but a mere blip. Did you ever play team sports at school when you were quietly asked to let the other team win - for a change. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Wot happened? 
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What do you mean what happened?
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Not What, Wot!
Wide Open Throttle
At this rate I will see 3k before 2014 (I hope  )
Gotta get the like man! 
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Looks like you need some downvotes... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Johnny J. wrote: Looks like you need some downvotes...
Yes you are right, that's easy. Just click on the green up arrow for me please. Do it now... 
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It took an odyssey into space.
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Sorry! I upvoted him before I saw your post, and now I've ruined it... 
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I will master this space! 
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I could down vote you into oblivion if it helps?
Otherwise, have a few extra points to add to your collection - well done! 
(The ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) s are on you tonight then)
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Thank You master ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
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Good Minion!
Minion....Sit!.....Stay....Stay....Good minion! Whosagoodminionthen! Youare! Yesyouare!
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*Humps Leg just how master likes it*
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Veni, vidi, caecus
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