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Marriage is like a deck of cards:
At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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You're such a joker, ace!
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You think you'll be playing poker, but in reality there's too many Jacks.
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I take your heartless now? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Yes, it's heartbreaking, isn't it?
Did she give you the old SSL*1 again?
You step into the barn, unsuspectingly trip and fall onto a sheep with your pants down,
the sheep somehow manages to step into your rubber boots with both hind legs and you're branded for life.
Just tell her to let it rest.
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*1SSL : Sheep Sha**ing Litany.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: You step into the barn, unsuspectingly trip and fall onto a sheep with your pants down,
the sheep somehow manages to step into your rubber boots with both hind legs and you're branded for life.
Too funny.
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In the beginning you are in love and make love anywhere and towards the end only when you meet in the hall where you both utter; F*** You!
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A man is not complete until he's married. Then, he's finished.
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards: it helps if you have two jokers.
"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts.
Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett
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is like a game of 500.
If you don't have a good partner, you better have an awesome hand!!
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Marriage is like a casino, the only way to win is not to play the game. The spouse always wins.
Signed,
A bachelor with an uncomplicated life and spare money to spend on whatever he damn well pleases.
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The old ones are...
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I never thought I'd go back. I thought I'd remain a Chrome user, but this[^] is tempting me away from Chrome.
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For an awful moment there, I thought you might be referring to this[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ooooo! Shiny!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Can Chrome not do that anyway?
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Not without using Chrome extensions.
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I can't see any of these links (in a bank) can somebody sum it up in text form?
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WebGL shader editing directly in the browser. GLSL and HLSL are things I've been spending a lot of time in lately, and the ability to edit the shader "in place" is very attractive.
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"Ooooo! Shiny!"
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I'd wish people would be that picky in all their applications, not just webbrowsers.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Why change your default browser just for this? Just run it up as and when you need those features.
Kevin
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Primarily because FF is up there with Chrome in terms of features and I dislike swapping backwards and forwards.
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