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I feel much more knowledgeable now!! 
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Right you can see where my mind was this morning, I saw this headline on the BBC website:
Bacon painting fetches record price [^]
and thought 'That doesn't look like its painted with bacon...'
Hmmm not a good start....
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My first thought was "bloody hell the cpians have invaded the BBC".
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Rhuros wrote: That doesn't look like its painted with bacon...
Don't be silly! It's a painting of bacon. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I remember sometime back, someone had written a book or an article here for beginners on Ruby. I just can't seem to recall anything about it. Does anyone remember?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Yaay! Thanks a lot. Bookmarked.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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d@nish wrote: sometime back
Must have been Paul Watson, then. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Did they outsource obamacare too?
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Hello to ALL CPians!
Good morning.
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Are there any HomoCPians out there?
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Drop a bar of soap and you'll find out.
Politicians are always realistically manoeuvering for the next election. They are obsolete as fundamental problem-solvers.
Buckminster Fuller
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I dropped the soap in a place wet and full of tiles and water running, what now? 
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Maybe the South African ones?
Andy B
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50% of me says 
50% of me says FTFY. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Wellcome back!
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Are you sure you've got the right number of 'm's in your name? JoJo had a lot of problems with that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Went to see Optometrist as part of my yearly Is he safe to drive a car for another year with diabetes bullshit. Gives me some f***ing drops as part of the check up, then tells me come back in 40 minutes your pupils will be fully dialated by then. Thanks c***, it's not like I have to pick up the kids by then or after go to work or anything.
F***ing throbbing headache as I'm now pulling in all available light like it's midnight, But it ain't it's early afternoon, sunny summer day here.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Aye aye aye!
Got those same horrid yellow drops myself one time after playing with explosives as a kid and getting a piece of glass lodged in my eye. (1/2 mm from penetrating into the liquid centre, which I was told, would have rendered me blind in that eye  )
Funny thing is, as shocking as the blast was - I've no memory of the pain of it. Just that of having to walk 4kms home without sunglasses on a sunny 35° day. The only worse pain I recall was smashing my ankle when I fell asleep driving home one night.
Hope the eyes return to normal quickly and the headache elephants off soon!
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I get them evety year and forget wjat they are until I get them again.
Struggling to read your post fully but lucky with the placement of the glass all them years ago.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You poor bugger!
Sure was lucky. Too bad youth is wasted on the young!
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