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That's how I found out that I'm actually a machine. Life is pretty cool now, it's like I'm living in a Philip K. Dick novel.
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Those are definitely the worst. It is so automated that only a machine can decipher it... So much for a Turing test.
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True. 
.AK.
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10: If a news article contains a list of two items with a comma instead of an "and", it is left unread, because it is obviously written by a cretin who is best ignored.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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11. Animated ads and flashing ads
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Waking up one morning and discovering that a mouse is no longer and accepted form of interacting with a computer.
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Newspaper articles that talk of 'Miracle' cures to diseases, that will be available in '3 to 5 years'
...it's certainly been a long 3 to 5 years.
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Why not equip the "Supporters", "Protectors" avatars of CP with a NUKE button?
At least to credible people like Nish / Pete O Hanlon, we have a long good list I know.
Nuke must destroy the Troll and anything around it about 10 miles perimeter. The IP must be blocked for few hours. And if the Troll sneaks in through another IP, we can handle it. We have so many CP spartans. It's just a matter of few seconds for each, but a whole spoilt day for the troll.  Kill Kill Kill (Chorus)
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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We got the guy's IP address which we used to run a trace to his home.
An official CP response to the spam should show up in his bedroom at about 3:00 AM Thursday morning.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to catch a flight...
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So Chris has made an offer the troll couldn't refuse?
Don't forget the gloves.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I guess we are talking about the Sean-Mankini-Nipple-Tassle-Jiggle-thing.
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Vunic wrote: Chris has made an offer the troll couldn't refuse?
No - it's a Lutrinae full of Dynamite.
An Otter[^] he can't defuse...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Vunic wrote: Nish / Pete O Hanlon
Yeah, I too would have nuked them a long time ago.
No, wait, ...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I used to pick on those guys.
I now walk with a limp.
I'd advise you to apologize and pray they forget you exist.
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rofl!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I would like it extended also to less credible people, like, for instance, Carlo. 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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you are already a tr**ga warrior! You definitely are qualified for the Nuke button.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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And after each of your nuke: "Veni, vidi, vici".
But I don't think anybody not mentally challenged would give you the keys of the nuke button. We all know you 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Tell you what, I'll look after it until Carlo needs it...
speramus in juniperus
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I think there should be 12 members with this power, can't think of a good group name for the dozen of them at the moment.
But crucially the twelve are randomly chosen from the entire membership each day and they must never know they have the power.
This will prevent anyone from abusing it.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I completely agree with you.
By the way, I've written a novel random number generator algorithm...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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possibly something like this[^]?
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Hem... NDA violation there.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Vunic wrote: At least to credible people like Nish / Pete O Hanlon, we have a long good list I know.
They have voted for 10th option here[^]
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But only because "Flamethrower" did not make it up to the list.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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