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Nah , after few months you "realize" that cat(s) > money
Edit: If its true i will find him and hunt him down
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Well there is an easy way to find him
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E-mail Content:
Hello Mr CatKiller,
My name is < Insert Name Here > and i am representative of Dell Help desk. Please Provide me with accurate information about your problem with Latitude 6430u Ultrabooks and the results of it.
Please provide us with the following personal information:
- Full Name
- Address
- Unemployed/ Employed and Work address
- Blood Type
- Allergies
- Bank Accounts and their passwords of course
- Addresses of real estates you and your family / friends have
- Fears
- Your scariest nightmare
Thank you. See you soon.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: Thank you. See you soon.
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Argonia wrote: I think this is a joke because no cat owner who had a cat for over a half year
(lets assume he get the kitty when he or she was 3 months old) will kill it over
a elephanting laptop.
Certainly not while the fairies are flying circles around the lollipop trees in the mansions backyard!
...but meanwhile back in the real world - yes that is entirely possible.
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He's sitting in his moms basement, patting himself on the back for being so edgy.
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I like my edgy and dangerous people to at have started shaving.
It is like those boy bands who make videos of themselves getting all gangsta.
You would think they would at least wait until the testicles have dropped.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: I like my edgy and dangerous people to at have started shaving.
... and so the Dalek shows his listening habits of a Wednesday morning.
speramus in juniperus
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Indeed.
John Humphreys was excellent.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I can see the problem from the first word in the article:
El Reg: Dell [...]
speramus in juniperus
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I aimed in a program to check that if x = y
I wrote it as : If x<>y
I reviewed the code and ran the program, but it didn’t work. After several tries I went back to the code. I surprised how I wrote this when I intended the opposite.
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I've done worse, even commented what was supposed to happen, something like:
void adjustBalance(boolean credit, long amount)
{
if (amount > 0)
{
adjustBalance(!credit, -amount);
}
}
speramus in juniperus
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Don't give DD ideas.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It was actually in a retail banking system.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: void adjustBalance(boolean credit, long amount)
Why, you must work for the US Govt! I think they have code like that for balancing the budget.
Marc
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I've done worse (as have most people) in C / C++:
if (a = b)
... Or
a == b * 3;
You do feel a right fool when you finally spot it. Normally after a few hours of head scratching...and swearing, of course.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Both caught by warnings, I think. But, hell, who looks at warnings ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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That's at least one good thing about Delphi (and Pascal in general).
:= is assignment.
= is equivalence.
Lots of other things you can screw up but not the assignment vs equivalence error.
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Tarek Elqusi wrote: <>
This tells a lot about it...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Really ? Cool. You must be the first person I came across with to use it.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Its normal it happens with best programmers, have a
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We've all done something like that.... But usually you swap > and < ....
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
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