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#7 means nothing to me.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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WTE were they smoking when they compiled that list?
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Don't know, but I'll bet you can find it in Mexico
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Charleston, SC??? I live not far from there and a couple of weeks had to make a trip there and I couldn't wait to get out of there. I though it was a real shithole but maybe I was in the non-tourist section.
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Why Luton is missing?
Veni, vidi, vici.
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'cos they were not *that* drunk while compiling the list.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Okay I've been to Luton and I've been that drunk. Hell, I've been that drunk in Luton, but it still won't make the list...
speramus in juniperus
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Even a list of the 20 best cities in Bedfordshire wouldn't include that dump!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Would that it were.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Whoa, I almost sharted myself when I saw that list. Almost.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I'm not sure why you're so excited about Florence winning big.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I have been to Flo, but it is nothing compared to Buda.
speramus in juniperus
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Luxemberg.
THat list is bollocks. Its more a 'best city to go holidaying in' rather than work in.
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I can't see you on that photo...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed up his big-rig over three motorcycles."
/ravi
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An old one, but still amusing.
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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Classic joke. Reminds me a bit of my father-in-law, who drove a truck for a living. The only difference is that Bill would have beat the crap out of the bikers, dragged them outside, and then run over their bikes while they watched.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I'm looking into any courses that will help improve my skills as a developer, and ideally show that I am continously working on my education and learning. I was looking at the Microsoft Certified Solutions Developer [^], however it seems to have changed quite a bit from the previous Microsoft Certified Professional Developer (MCPD). Any recommendations?
I currently code using the microsoft stack, C# ASP.Net 4, Web Forms and looking to start there.
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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This course[^] was very interesting, but might not be your area of interest. Best course I ever followed, even if I include everything I did in university. You'd have to wait till next year if you want a certificate.
A course on C# or WinForms sounds lame to me. I like them, but not for a course, which would most likely be the most boring course ever.
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I'd love to do the new Microsoft solutions developer, which is based around ASP.Net MVC, but I'm learning MVC in my spare time, once I free up some spare time.
SQL Performance / Optimization I'd be intrigued in.
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Why is that? Not everybody has your massive amounts of C# and WinForms knowledge.
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It's not that. It's just that I've done courses that looked vaguely like that, and they invariably sucked. Also, I can't imagine any way how they could not.
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What programming language will be used in this class?
A minimal knowledge of python is necessary to integrate with the course infrastructure. Outside of that, students are free to use any language of their choice.
PYTHON??????
MCAD
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