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The gotcha with PHP is less server performance than PHPs high internal level of WTFitude.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: Twitter left their initial RoR implementation for PHP
For PHP?! Whatever portions of RoR was replaced, I thought they replaced it with Scala.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Ooops; memory fail. But as a JVM language Scala still gets into the much better throughput bucket.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It doesn't really matter what it was written in. The facts remain that :
0) The primary contractor is responsible for its sub-contractors, and for putting everyone's ducks in a row.
1) The customer (fed gov) probably didn't want to commit sufficient resources to the finished product (fail-over, and scaling). That's the way the government is.
2) Fed development contracts are very specific in their statement of work. Contractors can't stray outside the requirements, and change requests are not likely to be made/approved because that would restart the bidding process.
3) Contractors bid for work based on who they have on staff, regardless of a given employee's availability for the project. After they win the contract, they hire pretty much anyone that can spell "HTML". The bar is indeed low.
4) Despite the crying need to spend extra hours (overtime) on a given task, none is generally authorized. At quitting time, the contract manager effectively MAKES everybody leave.
5) Developing software while connected to a fed gov network is a royal pain in the ass for a developer.
I've worked for several defense contractors on software projects, and I hope never to have to do it again.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Zero based bullet points. +10.
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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I always do that - it tends to f*ck with the VB guys. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The facts
Indeed they are, and very well put.
It seems that some things are constant in all governments, not just the US.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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dat nº 3.. And they wonder why nothing ever works right.
And that nº4 is even worse.
So pretty much you spend all day scracthing you head until the little bulb in your head lights up, and when you're in a coding spree because everything suddenly made sense... Sorry, you have to go now. No more worky work for you.
Wow
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Wait a minute we (US taxpayers) paid $640,000,000 (roughly) for this site to be developed and it's open source?
They ought to put Ruby on rails and run her ass out of town!
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Mike Hankey wrote: $640,000,000
aka, the amount of money the DoD spends every 12 hours.
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But not to develop a web site, I think that puts the $1500 hammer in a respectable light!
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no, not to develop a website (though the DoD has plenty of those).
but it did just spend $567M on planes that it will never use.
but again, they can afford to do that literally every day before lunch.
i'll bother being upset about the cost of a website for health insurance signup the day after the DoD's budget and spending makes a lick of sense.
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The more I learn about the government the more upset I get so my best course of action is;
1) Go into my room and scream? (not a screamer, but I am a cusser)
2) Slap my palm to forehead and just accept that it's a stupid/corrupt system?
3) Take massive amounts of drugs? (Tried that back in 60s only temp. relief)
4) Take up meditation? (That was the 70s and didn't help)
5) or just say f*** it and not let it worry me?
Choices choices choices!
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1) Come to Arizona
2) Buy 160 acres of worthless dirt
3) Dig a hole and cover it with brush
4) Purchase many guns and plenty of ammo
5) Crawl into hole with guns and ammo and wait for food to come to you
6) Avoid all forms of communication with the outside world that might be upsetting.
PS - I'll be in the hole next door...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I'll be in my hole with my illegal weapon!
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At least that comparative pittance was spent on developers' families and homes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So a red ring of death on the heads-up will likely be followed by a red badge of courage?
[edit] ??? How on Earth did this get disconnected from the "iron man soldiers" thread and attached to this one? Is someone wearing a Stark Industries disinformation suit?[/edit]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 11-Oct-13 1:58am.
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I'm trying to remember a two part thing that was on the BBC about Clive Sinclair and Chris Curray (BBC micro vs ZX Spectrum). I can't find it on Amazon as a DVD, iPlayer just gives up. Is it out as a DVD and I have name wrong.
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I do indeed. It was an excellent programme. Details are here[^].
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I was right about the name, just can't seem to find it
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It's not out on DVD/BluRay. There are various random petitions online from people wanting it to be released, but nothing so far.
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Rats...boob tube it is then! 
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In those days, they didn't feel the need to publish everything as a DVD the moment it was broadcast (unlike today when I expect a "Best of Weather Forecasts 2013!!!!" to be in the shops for Xmas).
But...was this it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIcAyFVK0gE[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Cool, I know what I'm watching tonight, isn't breaking some copy right using boob tube? 
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