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At work, the coffee stand offers only Ricoffy[^] instant, and the stuff is only just drinkable. So, I buy my own Jacobs[^], at close to ZAR100 (USD10) for a jar and keep it at my desk, carrying it to the coffee station and back to make a cup. Last week I left it there and forgot, and on Monday it was gone.
Now, if not for the law, I would plant another jar of Jacobs liberally laced with Datura Stramonium, and let the thief trip his head off in hell for the three days after his first cup. Then, again if not for law, and HR, I would pack it stock full of laxative, but administering a medication without the recipient's knowledge might get me a final written warning at best.
So, I have come up with a harmless, but - for the thief of course - highly embarrassing revenge: I will fill an empty Jacobs jar with cheap coffee and loads of strong purple, pink, or green dye. The thief will have to explain to their boss when they ask to go home, or remain at work with a brightly coloured face, with everyone having being emailed as to why.
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Surely it is YOUR coffee and you desperately need to take that laxative.
You cannot help it if someone else steals your medication and takes it!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Laxative is for sissies. Let's go with cyanide.
I love the dye thing, though.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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The correct course of action, when it turns out to be your boss, who believes he has the right to help himself to the possessions of underlings, is to ensure that the bouncing ball of responsibility drops squarely in the lap of a duckweed that gets on your nerves.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It wouldn't be my boss or our department head, but maybe someone else of similar stature with the belief you describe. For their benefit, I am going to clearly write on the jar, "This is not yours."
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pleeeeaaase tell us the outcome!
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Food left out in the break room would often be considered public domain, at least in the US.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Fine, help yourself to a teaspoon or two and enjoy a cup. Don't take the whole, brand new and full, jar.
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True. Perhaps it was so good that many people enjoyed it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Kleptomaniac - doesn't even like coffee.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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RyanDev wrote: Food left out in the break room would often be considered public domain, at least in the US. In the UK it might be considered public demesne, but that's because we speak English.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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RyanDev wrote: would often be considered public domain That's one hell of a way to justify taking other people's stuff.
Does everyone "know" that it's limited to food? How do you know?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Really? Have you never worked in an office? People bring in cakes, cookies, vegetables from the garden, etc, and leave it out in the break room for everyone. It's been very common everywhere I have worked.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: People bring in cakes, cookies, vegetables from the garden, etc, and leave it out in the break room for everyone. It's been very common everywhere I have worked. That's common here too. The difference being that no-one will touch it without express permission.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Quote: The difference being that no-one will touch it without express permission. Well, you're just not very friendly then.
If it's in the fridge, it's off limits. But if it is sitting on the table, it's in public domain.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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But that is a bogus claim. Food stored in the break-room belongs to the owner not to the scavenger in every State I have worked. The truly sad part is that no matter how nice the company or big or professional, human nature always reveals itself.
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I agree. In our office it's there for anyone unless it has a name written on it.
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Try putting some loud buzzer, a luggage alarm perhaps, inside the jar and have it connected to the cover.
When somebody will open it... (I leave it to your imagination)
Simple and no harm done.
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Check Sue-de-Nime's cubicle he just bragged about nicking a can.
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Why not just label your jar with your name? Did your coworkers know it was your personal jar of coffee?
/ravi
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They knew it was somebody's personal jar of coffee, because as I explained, the company only provides one, cheap brand of coffee, and it is contained in well known containers.
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Let me know if you decide to go ahead with the Datura approach. I can harvest it by the ton near here and ship you the seeds.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I can also get it by the ton, in the veld just across the road. Every now and again I swallow a few seeds.
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Brady Kelly wrote: I will fill an empty Jacobs jar with cheap coffee and loads of strong purple,
pink, or green dye. The thief will have to explain to their boss when they ask
to go home, or remain at work with a brightly coloured face, with everyone
having being emailed as to why.
Sounds funny but probably not a good idea. They might be allergic to the dye. And your employer might not care for the humor. And in neither case do you want it traceable to you.
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Argg! Argg! And thrice Argg!
I have an expression evaluator; see me articles if you care. I am adding in function support so you can define a function [as an expression or an external class] that will can then be used in further expressions. Examples of built in functions are trig - sin, cos, tan and pi - and a simple null function to return null .
Simples, simples, simples or so it bloody should be. I have now hit a problem that to create the function library, you need to be able to parse expressions and to parse expressions you need the functions.
So I decided there should be a single point to start construction. Now, does the expression use the function or the function the expression? I am going in stupid circles here, so for now I have taken the decision to go to the pub.
speramus in juniperus
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