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Michael Martin wrote: Sausage Roll
You Quisling!
Villis pie, mate!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Most ACADACA is good driving music.
Just be careful though, as head banging the steering wheel, may cause a momentary loss of reason and concentration.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Few things better on a hot summer night than driving round the countryside with the windows open and AC/DC turned up loud.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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test complete
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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jinantonix
Hey yeah! The test was successful!
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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My god, it's full of stars.
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I'm afraid I can't do that Dave
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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It didn't work! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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That hurts! Stop it!
- S
50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!
Code, follow, or get out of the way.
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What can I say? Darwin's getting lots of air time[^].
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am i missing something on number 10? i don't see the darwinism?
i would love to know what the one with the guy between the two cars was all about.. what sort of hooch do you have to drink to think that driving testicle-first into a pole is a good idea?
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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Open flame, indoors, Carbon Monoxide?
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Looked like a charcoal Barbie to me - a bit messy indoors but I wouldn't have thought lethal? I mean, I have an open fire (granted with a chimney) so with a window open ?
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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Future Darwin Award Winner wrote: am i missing something on number 10? i don't see the darwinism?
(Sorry, I couldn't resist.  )
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_Maxxx_ wrote: i would love to know what the one with the guy between the two cars was all about.
Blame Jackass.
Or more accurately, blame idiots who think they can do what Jackass do.
Or the bloke lying on the floor with large purple plums.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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How may times did he crash into something before his journey to the centre of the Earth! 
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I must need sleep. 
While #17 was a hoot to watch a few weeks back, personally, my current vote for 2013 is the idiot motor-bike rider that brake-checked the black Land Range Rover during the annual NYC bike ride.
While the identity of the deceased is not known, (it may have been the original brake-checker, or one of the angry mob sitting in front of the LR RR) being part of a threatening mob sitting in front of a 4wd, on a motor-bike no less, definitely takes the cake.
Besides, #17 seemed easily old enough to have re-produced already. Moreover, to qualify you need to be removed from the gene pool _or_ remove your ability to contribute to it.
I think personally, it's probably the Arabic year of the Darwin awards - there sure are a stunning number of applicants from Syria thus far!
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
modified 30-Sep-13 18:33pm.
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enhzflep wrote: to qualify you need to be removed from the gene pool _or_ remove your ability to contribute to it
Which is why #2 is my favorite - it should take care of his ability to contribute to the gene pool. However, I think it has to be staged.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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It seems I may have to find another nominee to get behind for this years awards. 
In an amazing stroke of luck and good fortune, the fella that was run over actually survived - albeit with spinal injuries and broken legs. There is no expectation that he will walk again.
Unfortunately, to temper this encouraging development - he has had children. They will have to deal with this for the rest of their lives too.
So clearly, disqualified on both accounts. Not dead, not prevented from contributing to the gene pool.
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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I'm all for number 18.
"Darwin? What Darwin, ouch *@l!& uck!"
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I liked #19, kids remember where there's a youngun mama is not usually far away.
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I concur. #19 is definitely a contender for the #1 slot!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Alas, I was primed for a good number theory discussion. 
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Alas, I was primed for a good number theory discussion.
Oi, be rational. 'twas about darwin awards.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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