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Hey, Dave. Thanks for the offer of help, may knock on your door down the line. The last midi stuff I did was for a C++ / MFC app years ago.
I think the vst.net framework has a midi api to keep productivity high. Hoping, anyway.
Have you written any vst plugins?
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Christopher Duncan wrote: Have you written any vst plugins?
No, not something I've ever had the need/desire to do as yet. I may have a poke around out of interest though...
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Christopher Duncan wrote: I'm only willing to undertake if it's not going to suck me into the black hole
of endless coding hours.
I've approached that hole on multiple occasions and backed away slowly every time so as not to disturb whatever it was hiding in there, staring at me with its dark red eyes, growling menacingly.
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Oh, good heavens. It's just a rabbit. 
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No one ever listens to...Tim.
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Christopher Duncan wrote: Oh, good heavens. It's just a rabbit.
RUN AWAY![^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Christopher Duncan wrote: you guys know how I feel about bunnies
Yes, they're delicious, aren't they?
And at this price, [^] I'm seriously thinking of starting a bunny ranch once I retire! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Bunnies. The other white meat.
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Two Americans are talking. One asks: "What's the difference between capitalism and communism?"
"That's easy" says the other one. "In capitalism man exploits man! In communism it is the other way around!"
We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.
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So, how are two Americans English?
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Come to that, what is "humor"?
speramus in juniperus
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It's humour where there's a quota no the number of vowels that can be used.
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Humor is any one of the four substances that fill the human body according to Greek medicine.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement.
And to reply to the other question... it's an english joke. And english jokes tend to be sarcastic or "dry". 
We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.
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No, you say it's English people, not an English joke.
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I promise i'll be more specific next time  I apologize
We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.
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Humour I know, humor is a mystery. Also you'll find that every language and country is capitalised as they are proper nouns.
Except for france, they don't count.
speramus in juniperus
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It was just a joke. 
We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.
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Did you hear that sound? It was a cultural reference going over your head. 
Nagy is well aware that "humor" is the American spelling of humour. However, as an Englishman, he is obliged to pretend not to understand whenever anyone uses the American spelling of a word. It's the law - if we don't do it, the Queen will come round and have us executed for treason.
And whilst Americans speak a (mangled) version of the English language, even they would object to being called "English people".
As for Americans understanding sarcasm...
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: As for Americans understanding sarcasm...
... They're experts!
It's irony they don't get.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: ... They're experts!
I thought the 'merkin idea of sarcasm was to say something, pause, and then shout "NOT!" very loudly. I don't think I've ever seen an American comic do sarcasm properly.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think you missed the irony a tad, there.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: And whilst Americans speak a (mangled) version of the English language, ...
Really? Pronounce the following words:
- America
- Theater/Theatre
- New York
- Rubbish
- Gloucestershire
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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