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Smith# wrote: farted whenever he wanted
Sounds like a typical bloke. Men, the only species on the planet who fart to amuse themselves. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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SeptimusEjjog 151576 wrote: Men, the only species on the planet who fart to amuse themselves
Because it's always funny.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I worked at an engineering company and one of the apprentices would occasionally do his impression of starting a chainsaw. He'd crouch down in a position like he was starting an imaginary chainsaw and pull his arm back as if he was pulling the starter cord. To each pull he'd fart giving a good rendition of an engine that was choking in cold weather. To an outsider it would have been gross but we used to howl with laughter. It still makes me laugh to think of it. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Do you think they'll go on streetview?[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I am sure they will have enough images to recreate the incident (in full 3d HD) as it happened! If the images have been deleted, then you know whose fault it was
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That was close, so close. I nearly posted that very story myself. The shame if I had.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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What a property I've found, what an address[^].
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy I think I have spotted your problem, you still have your kiddy filter on, thats why this was return for your search
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Coffee, Monitor interface
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Is that what properties are like in the UK? Looks like a pimp-mobile[^] exploded inside the house. Carpet in the bathroom? Really? And shag on top of that?
I have bigger patches of lawn growing in the cracks of my driveway, glad I live in the US where there is cheap housing, 3000 sq ft and 3 acres of yard for much less than that
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Ron Beyer wrote: Looks like a pimp-mobile[^] exploded inside the house.
Given the address, that seems fitting...
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<neighbour's voice>
It's pronounced "Fargo", you wantheringspoonker!
</neighbour's voice>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You are Wilson W. Wilson Jr and I claim my £500!
speramus in juniperus
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"Destruction"
A Chinese user manual translated by Google.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Same as instructions except instead of in is de
De -> Defensive end
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"Instructions"
1 Pointless packaging disposed of before installation.
2 Booklet or pamphlet only vaguely glanced at, whilst alone, three quarters of the way through an installation.
3 Vitally important document that needs retrieving from the bin once it is realised that the installation cannot possibly be this hard.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: "Instructions"
Easy:
In -> Expressing the situation of something that is or appears to be enclosed or surrounded by something else
Struct -> a value type that is typically used to encapsulate small groups of related variables, such as the coordinates of a rectangle or the characteristics of an item in an inventory.
Ions - > Multiple atoms or molecules with a net electric charge due to the loss or gain of one or more electrons.
Hope this helps 
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Ah! So:
object[] Instructions = new object[] {(object) new Ion(), (object) new Ion()};Since it has boxed the two Ion structure instances...
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You sir are quite the GENIUS
Geni -> A hereditary unit consisting of a sequence of DNA that occupies a specific location on a chromosome and determines a particular characteristic in an organism. Genes undergo mutation when their DNA sequence changes.
Us -> Used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself and one or more other people as the object of a verb or preposition
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I feel like this could lead to a new form of the CCC.
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Another Word Of The Day
ATAD - When the data you have is the opposite of what you need.
Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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Incorrect, the opposite of data is variable[^]
ATAD is when the data you have is the REVERSE of what you need
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CBadger wrote: Incorrect, the opposite of data is variable[^]
???
You populate variables with data.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You son must go back to school of sarcasm
you must click to follow the link you know 
Link wrote: The opposite of "data," which means "given things, known facts" might be "unknowns, variables, or conjectures."
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Ah, I get your point.
Someone said it on an Internet noticeboard, so it must be true.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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