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A tasteless ad for a tasteless product. 
Marc
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It tastes disgusting, get it right.
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Ennis beat me to it, but it's worth repeated; Red Bull is far from tasteless. It tastes filthy.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Dalek Dave wrote: For this kind of humour?[^]
I'm sure we've had that ad down here for a year or two.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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There's much more tasteless jokes made about much more recent events. Unless anyone's on a first-name basis with someone who died nearly 100 years ago, frankly, I think people need to get over themselves.
But that's just me. I wasn't aware Titanic jokes were still taboo.
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Good lord! It's been almost 100 years, and a near certainty that no one alive today ever met any of the passengers who went down with the ship. Time to get over it!!! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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If you google on the first insulted person quoted in there you will find that they have invested quite a bit in promoting their relationship to one of those on the ship.
One of the ones that survived. One that was a male. One that was actually an owner and officer of the company that owned the Titanic. There were in fact a number of cartoons that depicted that specific person in a negative light after the crash.
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A man who lived in a big apartment building wondered if it might be raining, so he stuck his hand out the window to check for raindrops. As he did, a glass eye dropped right into his palm. He looked up to see where it had come from and saw a young woman looking down.
"Does this belong to you?" he asked. She said, "Yes! Would you mind bringing it up?" The man agreed.
When he got to her apartment, he discovered she was quite attractive. She offered him a drink, and he accepted. After a while, she asked him if he'd like to stay the night. He hesitated, asking, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?" "No," she replied. "Only with the ones that catch my eye."
/ravi
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Boom Tiiishhhhhh !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Awful!
I have of course stolen it! 
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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What happens to those that does not catch her eye?
Does it cause her an eye sore?
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I think she blindly ignores them, as they don't see eye to eye.
/ravi
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Guess she does not believe in going on a blind date then?
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CBadger wrote: Does it cause her an eye sore?
No, the eye just keeps soaring.
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At least she can keep an eye on something so far away a normal person will not be able to see it
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Hi,
Does anybody know a tool which simulates a touchscreen in Windows 7? I develop an app in VS 2010 and cannot modify a codebase, so neither multitouchvista nor VS 2012's "Microsoft Windows Simulator Touch Emulation" are good for me.
I suppose that some kind of a low-level simulation would most accurate.
Greetings - Jacek
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Here[^] you go.
(Hey, it's the Lounge. What did you expect?)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Hey, it's the Lounge. What did you expect?
Close enough. 
Greetings - Jacek
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Here you go. This is actually useful
Answer
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Thank you, Mr Obvious. I know how to use google.
Greetings - Jacek
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Jacek Gajek wrote: Thank you,
It is my pleasure sir
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my
Undoubtely.
Greetings - Jacek
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Jacek Gajek wrote: Does anybody know a tool which simulates a touchscreen in Windows 7?
Yes, I believe it is called the "Windows 8 upgrade".
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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