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The Devil's in the detail.
If you're giving too much detail, they'll think you're the Devil.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote: am I wrong?
Yes.
Another bad attempt at a joke brought to you by djj55
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote: some of my colleagues always point out my design in lacking in aesthetics value!
I suppose you could always say directly to the person making the comment...
"I will let you clean up the trivial stuff like that yourself."
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scare[^]
Old site, but still love it
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I like the snake game. Reminds me of the old BASIC program with weak graphics. I would tweak the source code. It was one of the first pieces of code I ever worked with.
Fun stuff.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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it is also friday the 13th
so to counter the programmers day we have the Friday rule x 100 (for the 13th)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Marble Arch
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Under Haverley's Third Rule, you know that it's never on a Friday when the Colonel is wearing Tweed. You were, of course, thinking of Marylebone unless you think that the Didcot Underpass comes into play, which of course means I would have to counter with Mid Hill East.
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Well I had forgotten that obscure rule, (I believe it hasn't been played since the late 1970's, all that controversy about having to expose a little bit of thigh at Kings Cross or something), so I will obviously counter with Embankment!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Ah. Good choice. I see you're playing under the Fotheringay-Phipps variation. In which case, I have no choice but to counter with Neasden.
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As I am carrying a copy of The Daily Telegraph I claim the 'Auld Pretender' clause, 'arrow on the 'ill!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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You can only play that if the copy was folded and pressed by Walter The Pygmy from Epping Forest, Osterley.
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Oh Yes, Dear Walter was ironing it for me this morning before attending the other duties I have set him.
(He is a Freelance Igor and worth every penny!)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Did you remember to tip him his Friday Thruppence? His 18 children do appreciate it, though where someone of his small stature finds the energy, I don't know.
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I gave him a groat.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: though where someone of his small stature finds the energy, I don't know.
He keepth it in a jar by hith bed. Mathter.
speramus in juniperus
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I didn't know you used to be an Igor too.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Oh yeth. I tho think itth important to try to keep oneth handth buthy; or whoever'th handth you happen to be uthing.
speramus in juniperus
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Grange Hill
speramus in juniperus
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Seven Sisters
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Seven Sisters? Only after King George V!
speramus in juniperus
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So if we know this happy programmer, we're not allowed to assign bugs to him?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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